1、Jim: Oh!So when his friend set him up on a blind date with a beautiful stranger.Wow,youre so much hotter than Nikki said youd be.How old are you?How old do you think I am?Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny.Not a day over 50.Why dont we get our table?（As Susan walks into the restaurant,
2、Jim tries to explain his humor.）Well,no,see,that was funny,because youre so obviously not 50.Thats why I said 50,cause its absurd.Restaurant - InteriorJim did everything he could to get Susan Mayer to laugh.He tried racial humor.So guess what time Chinese people go to the dentist?2:30.uh,get it?Toot
3、h-hurty?Tooth-hurty.（Jim laughs, Susan nods politely.） I love that.He tried to be engagingly risquRectum?Damn near killed him!（Susan stares at him.） You know what a rectum is,right?（Susan choking on her food, nods.） He even tried gentle teasing.No,no,you see,by comparing you to a Nazi,I was making t
4、he point that youre so not a Nazi.Youre like the-（While explaining, Jim knocks over his napkin.） And just when Jim thought the date couldnt get any worse.（Susan and Jim reach down to the floor and bang heads.） Oww!It did.Hospital Emergency Room（A doctor is examining Jim, flashing a light in his eyes
5、.）Dr. Mccready:Okay,Jim,I need you to look up.and down.All right,so,how did this happen?It was an accident.Oh,I dont know about that.In some cultures head-butting is a mating ritual.Dr. Mccready,can I talk to you about my head?Away from.the draft?You can call me Dr. Ron. Everyone does.（They move to
6、the corner of the room.） Dr. Ron.I need you to pretend theres something wrong with me and admit me for the night.Dr. Ron:m sorry?This is the worst date I have ever been on in my life.（They glance over at Jim who has inflated a glove and is milking it while telling the nurse a joke.） That man is the
7、most obnoxious,offensive,annoying human being.And youre looking at me like Im crazy right now,but I will be if I spend one more second with him.So you gotta help me.You gotta do something.（She grabs his lapels.） Its my mental health.My mental health!You took an oath.Could you let goof my lapel,pleas
8、e?Oh,sorry.Um,listen,Im sorry your dates not going well.But I cant admit you,Susan.Right. Right.（Dr. Ron walks back to Jim.） Jim,lets,uh,lets take a look at those reflexes.Okay,I got a joke for you,doctor.Whats the correct medical term for the circumcision of a rabbit?Hare cut.I dont-I always-Jim,Im
9、 gonna need to keep you here for awhile,run some tests.Really?I-Yeah,Im still worried about that bump on your head here.（Dr. Ron presses the bump on Jims head as Susan smiles.） Oh. Ow! Thats still.And,Susan,youre good to go.And though it only lasted a moment,Jim caught the look that passed between h
10、is date.and his doctor.（Dr. Ron looks at Susan. Susan smiles. Dr. Ron winks.） Thank you so much,Dr. Ron.（Jim looks on in shock as Susan leaves.） And he suddenly got the feeling the joke was on him.Opening CreditsWisteria Lane - Daytime（A banner hangs, indicating the Wisteria Lane Blood Drive.）The an
11、nual blood drive was a tradition on Wisteria Lane.Most residents came to help promote health and well-being.（Zach walks through a crowded park. Everyone is filling out forms. Susan, Bree, Gabrielle, Edie, and Lynette are sitting on the bench filling out forms as well.） But my friends turned up for a
12、 different reason.They were growing increasingly concerned that their street was infected with a dangerous kind of sickness.And they came to consult with one another about a possible cure.（Susan is watching Matthew and Betty Applewhite. They see her and wave.） Great,she caught me staring.Gabrielle:H
13、ave you guys noticed how friendly Bettys been since that body was found in front of her house?t trust friendly women.Lynette:Thats okay.They dont trust you,either.I just know those two have something to do with that dead body.Bree:Do we even know who he is?Well,the paper said the police are withhold
14、ing the details.Bree,maybe you should call in a favor from your police detective pal,have him poke around.s a great idea.You could have him do a background check on the Applewhites.t think I can do that.Why not?You said he was nice.Well,once he stopped suspecting me of murdering Rex he was delightfu
15、l,but,um.I dont really know him.Well,somebody has to do something,cause Im losing sleep.（Betty and Matthew approach.） Betty! Matthew.Hello,everybody.Susan,a little birdie told me youre having a birthday soon.We should all go out and celebrate.Super.Sounds like a plan.Count me in.（As Betty and Matthe
16、w walk away, Bree waves.） Bye.See ya.（Betty and Matthew talk quietly to each other.）Matthew:So why are you everybodys best friend all of a sudden?If there was ever a time to be neighborly,this is it.re idiots for staying here.I mean,we shouldve hit the road as soon as they found Monroes body.I mean,
17、how do we know he didnt tell Foster where were hiding?Because if he had,Foster wouldve shown up by now.And besides,if we take off,what are we gonna live on?I have all of our money tied up in this house.So why not just sell it?Patience,Matthew.If we take off right away,itll look suspicious.Now what w
18、e need is a story-a reason for us to move.（Zach approaches the nurses table in the park, handing her a clipboard.） Nurse:Look at this,a-b negative.Zach:Yeah,its the rarest of all blood types.Well,there must be something in the water around these parts.Youre my second a-b negative today.Seriously?Uh,
19、who was it?That guy.（The nurse looks around and points at Mike, whos walking away. Zach stares at him.） Outside Brees House（Bree is removing snails from her flowers. Betty approaches.） Hi,Bree.Oh,hi.I just wanted to thank you for your advice on my azaleas.Theyre just thriving.Oh,it was no trouble at
20、 all.Such a shame I may not be around to enjoy them.Well,my mother has taken ill.And Matthew and I,well probably go and visit her.We may even be moving.We just dont know yet.Oh,well,where does she live?Oh,back in Chicago.Is it serious?I-I dont know yet.Well,obviously,Ill be speaking with her doctor.
21、Oh,Betty,if theres anything I can do,anything at all.Thank you.Youve already done so much.Bye.（Betty walks away.） Susan（Susan removes the blood drive tape from her arm as Julie walks in.） Julie:That Dr. Ron called.He needs to see you for a follow-up appointment.He needs to see me or he wants to see
22、me?Jeez,mom,how cute is this guy?Oh,he could be cuter.but I dont know how.So ask him out.Oh,no,I cant do that.Mom,hes a cute surgeon.Whats the problem?Hes young.Young?Younger than me.How much younger?Lets just say if I was a senior in high school,Id be saying,wow,youre a hot fifth grader.Oh,well,of
23、course its gonna sound gross if you say it that way.But youre both adults.So why not just ask him out?Cause the conversation could go something like this,Dr. Ron,I think youre hot.Oh,well,thank you,maam.Now I think its time we talk about your hip replacement.Mom,youre hot and funny and nice.And. cle
24、arly desperate,and guys are into that.Play to your strengths.Outside Lynette（Lynette drives into her driveway. Tom runs out to meet her.） Tom:Thank god youre home.Whats wrong? Pat said you told her it was an emergency!The boys were sent home from school.What? Why? I called.The machine kept picking up.I know. I know.Look,I.theyve got chicken pox.Chicken pox?Tha
