Desperate Housewives 2x12 Were Gonna Be All RightWord格式.docx
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Jim:
Oh!
Sowhenhisfriendsethimuponablinddatewithabeautifulstranger...
Wow,you'
resomuchhotterthanNikkisaidyou'
dbe.Howoldareyou?
HowolddoyouthinkIam?
Jimmadethetragicdecisiontotrytobefunny.
Notadayover50.
Whydon'
twegetourtable?
(AsSusanwalksintotherestaurant,Jimtriestoexplainhishumor.)
Well,no,see,thatwasfunny,becauseyou'
resoobviouslynot50.That'
swhyIsaid50,'
causeit'
sabsurd.
[Restaurant-Interior]
JimdideverythinghecouldtogetSusanMayertolaugh.Hetriedracialhumor...
SoguesswhattimeChinesepeoplegotothedentist?
2:
30.uh,getit?
"
Tooth-hurty?
Tooth-hurty.
(Jimlaughs,Susannodspolitely.)
Ilovethat.
Hetriedtobeengaginglyrisqué
Rectum?
Damnnearkilledhim!
(Susanstaresathim.)
Youknowwhatarectumis,right?
(Susanchokingonherfood,nods.)
Heeventriedgentleteasing.
No,no,yousee,bycomparingyoutoaNazi,Iwasmakingthepointthatyou'
resonotaNazi.You'
relikethe--
(Whileexplaining,Jimknocksoverhisnapkin.)
AndjustwhenJimthoughtthedatecouldn'
tgetanyworse.......
(SusanandJimreachdowntothefloorandbangheads.)
Oww!
Itdid.
[HospitalEmergencyRoom]
(AdoctorisexaminingJim,flashingalightinhiseyes.)
Dr.Mccready:
Okay,Jim,Ineedyoutolookup...anddown.Allright,so,howdidthishappen?
Itwasanaccident.
Oh,Idon'
tknowaboutthat.Insomecultureshead-buttingisamatingritual.
Dr.Mccready,canItalktoyouaboutmyhead?
Awayfrom...thedraft?
YoucancallmeDr.Ron.Everyonedoes.
(Theymovetothecorneroftheroom.)
Dr.Ron...Ineedyoutopretendthere'
ssomethingwrongwithmeandadmitmeforthenight.
Dr.Ron:
msorry?
ThisistheworstdateIhaveeverbeenoninmylife.
(TheyglanceoveratJimwhohasinflatedagloveandis"
milking"
itwhiletellingthenurseajoke.)
Thatmanisthemostobnoxious,offensive,annoyinghumanbeing.Andyou'
relookingatmelikeI'
mcrazyrightnow,butIwillbeifIspendonemoresecondwithhim.Soyougottahelpme.Yougottadosomething.
(Shegrabshislapels.)
It'
smymentalhealth.Mymentalhealth!
Youtookanoath.
Couldyouletgoofmylapel,please?
Oh,sorry.
Um,listen,I'
msorryyourdate'
snotgoingwell.ButIcan'
tadmityou,Susan.
Right.Right.
(Dr.RonwalksbacktoJim.)
Jim,let'
s,uh,let'
stakealookatthosereflexes.
Okay,Igotajokeforyou,doctor.What'
sthecorrectmedicaltermforthecircumcisionofarabbit?
Harecut.
Idon'
t--Ialways--Jim,I'
mgonnaneedtokeepyouhereforawhile,runsometests.
Really?
I--
Yeah,I'
mstillworriedaboutthatbumponyourheadhere.
(Dr.RonpressesthebumponJim'
sheadasSusansmiles.)
Oh.Ow!
That'
sstill...
And,Susan,you'
regoodtogo.
Andthoughitonlylastedamoment,Jimcaughtthelookthatpassedbetweenhisdate...andhisdoctor.
(Dr.RonlooksatSusan.Susansmiles.Dr.Ronwinks.)
Thankyousomuch,Dr.Ron.
(JimlooksoninshockasSusanleaves.)
Andhesuddenlygotthefeelingthejokewasonhim.
OpeningCredits
[WisteriaLane-Daytime]
(Abannerhangs,indicatingtheWisteriaLaneBloodDrive.)
TheannualblooddrivewasatraditiononWisteriaLane.Mostresidentscametohelppromotehealthandwell-being.
(Zachwalksthroughacrowdedpark.Everyoneisfillingoutforms.Susan,Bree,Gabrielle,Edie,andLynettearesittingonthebenchfillingoutformsaswell.)
Butmyfriendsturnedupforadifferentreason.Theyweregrowingincreasinglyconcernedthattheirstreetwasinfectedwithadangerouskindofsickness.Andtheycametoconsultwithoneanotheraboutapossiblecure.
(SusaniswatchingMatthewandBettyApplewhite.Theyseeherandwave.)
Great,shecaughtmestaring.
Gabrielle:
HaveyouguysnoticedhowfriendlyBetty'
sbeensincethatbodywasfoundinfrontofherhouse?
ttrustfriendlywomen.
Lynette:
That'
sokay.Theydon'
ttrustyou,either.
Ijustknowthosetwohavesomethingtodowiththatdeadbody.
Bree:
Doweevenknowwhoheis?
Well,thepapersaidthepolicearewithholdingthedetails.
Bree,maybeyoushouldcallinafavorfromyourpolicedetectivepal,havehimpokearound.
sagreatidea.YoucouldhavehimdoabackgroundcheckontheApplewhites.
tthinkIcandothat.
Whynot?
Yousaidhewasnice.
Well,oncehestoppedsuspectingmeofmurderingRexhewasdelightful,but,um...Idon'
treallyknowhim.
Well,somebodyhastodosomething,'
causeI'
mlosingsleep.
(BettyandMatthewapproach.)
Betty!
Matthew.
Hello,everybody.Susan,alittlebirdietoldmeyou'
rehavingabirthdaysoon.Weshouldallgooutandcelebrate.
Super.
Soundslikeaplan.
Countmein.
(AsBettyandMatthewwalkaway,Breewaves.)
Bye.
Seeya.
(BettyandMatthewtalkquietlytoeachother.)
Matthew:
Sowhyareyoueverybody'
sbestfriendallofasudden?
Iftherewaseveratimetobeneighborly,thisisit.
reidiotsforstayinghere.Imean,weshould'
vehittheroadassoonastheyfoundMonroe'
sbody.Imean,howdoweknowhedidn'
ttellFosterwherewe'
rehiding?
Becauseifhehad,Fosterwould'
veshownupbynow.Andbesides,ifwetakeoff,whatarewegonnaliveon?
Ihaveallofourmoneytiedupinthishouse.
Sowhynotjustsellit?
Patience,Matthew.Ifwetakeoffrightaway,it'
lllooksuspicious.Nowwhatweneedisastory--areasonforustomove.
(Zachapproachesthenurse'
stableinthepark,handingheraclipboard.)
Nurse:
Lookatthis,a-bnegative.
Zach:
Yeah,it'
stherarestofallbloodtypes.
Well,theremustbesomethinginthewateraroundtheseparts.You'
remyseconda-bnegativetoday.
Seriously?
Uh,whowasit?
Thatguy.
(ThenurselooksaroundandpointsatMike,who'
swalkingaway.Zachstaresathim.)
[OutsideBree'
sHouse]
(Breeisremovingsnailsfromherflowers.Bettyapproaches.)
Hi,Bree.
Oh,hi.
Ijustwantedtothankyouforyouradviceonmyazaleas.They'
rejustthriving.
Oh,itwasnotroubleatall.
SuchashameImaynotbearoundtoenjoythem.Well,mymotherhastakenill.AndMatthewandI,we'
llprobablygoandvisither.Wemayevenbemoving.Wejustdon'
tknowyet.
Oh,well,wheredoesshelive?
Oh,backinChicago.
Isitserious?
I-Idon'
tknowyet.Well,obviously,I'
llbespeakingwithherdoctor.
Oh,Betty,ifthere'
sanythingIcando,anythingatall...
Thankyou.You'
vealreadydonesomuch.Bye.
(Bettywalksaway.)
[Susan'
(SusanremovestheblooddrivetapefromherarmasJuliewalksin.)
Julie:
ThatDr.Roncalled.Heneedstoseeyouforafollow-upappointment.
Heneedstoseemeorhewantstoseeme?
Jeez,mom,howcuteisthisguy?
Oh,hecouldbecuter...butIdon'
tknowhow.
Soaskhimout.
Oh,no,Ican'
tdothat.
Mom,he'
sacutesurgeon.What'
stheproblem?
He'
syoung.
Young?
Youngerthanme.
Howmuchyounger?
Let'
sjustsayifIwasaseniorinhighschool,I'
dbesaying,"
wow,you'
reahotfifthgrader."
Oh,well,ofcourseit'
sgonnasoundgrossifyousayitthatway.Butyou'
rebothadults.Sowhynotjustaskhimout?
'
Causetheconversationcouldgosomethinglikethis,"
Dr.Ron,Ithinkyou'
rehot."
Oh,well,thankyou,ma'
am."
NowIthinkit'
stimewetalkaboutyourhipreplacement."
Mom,you'
rehotandfunnyandnice.And...clearlydesperate,andguysareintothat.Playtoyourstrengths.
[OutsideLynette'
(Lynettedrivesintoherdriveway.Tomrunsouttomeether.)
Tom:
Thankgodyou'
rehome.
What'
swrong?
Patsaidyoutoldheritwasanemergency!
Theboysweresenthomefromschool.
What?
Why?
Icalled.Themachinekeptpickingup.
Iknow.Iknow.Look,I...they'
vegotchickenpox.
Chickenpox?
Tha
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