六人行中英对照815 The One With The Birthing Video文档格式.docx
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Doyouwanttolookdownmytop?
Thanks.Butmaybelater.
Oh,Gunther,canIgetascone?
Gunther:
(toJoey)Youwantanything?
YouknowwhatIwant?
Iwantalotofthings!
IwanttobewiththewomanIloveonValentine’sDay!
AndIwanthertolovemeback!
AndIwantjustonemomentofrelieffromthegut-wrenchingpainofknowingthatthat’snevergoingtohappen!
Wehaveredbagels.
Oh,okay.
OpeningCredits
MonicaandChandler’s.PhoebeandRossaresittinginthelivingroomtalking.]
So,howdoesMonafeelaboutyouandRachellivingtogether?
Ross:
Oh,I’mactuallyonmywaytotellherrightnow.Yeah,she’sbeenawayallweekvisitingherparents,butshe’llbecool.Imean,she’sbeensosupportive.She-sheevengotthebabyatinyT-shirtthatsays,‘Fossilsaremyfriends.’
Ugh.Comeon,Mona,don’tkissass.
Uh,I’mgoingtotakeoff.
Allright.Oh!
Shoot!
Ohshoot!
Uh,Rachelwantedtoseethistape!
Whatisit?
It’savideoofmyfriendgivingbirth.Couldyoujustbringitbacktoyourapartment?
Allright.(readingthelabel)‘CandyandCookie?
’
Yeah.Candy’sthemother,Cookie’sthedaughter.Thefather’salsoCookie.WhyamIfriendswiththesepeople?
Monica:
(enteringwithsomethingbehindherback)Phoebe,c’mere.Iwanttoshowyousomethinginthebathroom.
Oh,Monica,growup!
Hey,what’sbehindyourback?
Nothing.JustsomethingIwanttogetPhoebe’sopiniononforValentine’sDay.
Youdon’twantmyopinion?
Notreally.
Comeon,I’myourolderbrother,askme!
Allright,bigbrother.(holdsuptwoerm…revealingarticlesofclothing)Whichofthesedoyouthinkwouldmakeyourlittlesisterlookhotter,soyourbestfriendwouldwanttodoher?
(quietly)Theredone.
Joeyand…wait…justJoey’s.Joeyissittingatthecountereatingapizza.]
(knockingandentering)Hey.Look,Iknowyou’vebeenreallydepressedlately,soIbroughtsomeoneovertocheeryouup.Rightoutsidethisdoorisareal,live,furryplaymate.
No,I’mnotsleepingwithyourfriendJaneagain.
(Phoebegoesintothehallandbringsadoginside!
)
He-hee!
Hey!
Adog!
Who,yougottoadmit,looksalotlikeJane.
Thisisthehappiestdogintheworld.IborrowedhimfrommyfriendWendy.Now,youcanonlykeephimuntilhecheersyouup.Andhewillcheeryouup!
Thankssomuch,Pheebs!
(tothedog)Wearegoingtohavesomuchfun,yesweare!
(thedogstickshisheadbetweenJoey’slegs)Oh!
Notthatkindoffun.
MonicaandChandler’s.Chandlerenterswithabouquetofroses.]
Chandler:
HappyValentine’s!
(fromherbedroom)Okay!
I’llberightout.I’mslippingintosomethingalittlelesscomfortable,andalittlemoreslutty.
(pickingupavideofromthetable)‘CandyandCookie’.‘CandyandCookie?
’Monicagotmeporn?
!
Girl-on-girlporn?
Shereallymustloveme!
(ChandlerrunsovertotheTV,putsthetapein,andsitsdowntoenjoysome"
porn"
(AwomanonTVbreathshard)
ManonTV:
Yeah,justrelax.
Iloveyou,St.Valentine.
(Thewomangroans,moans,grunts,andscreams.Chandler’seyesgethuge!
Woah,woah,that’snotpretty!
Now,push!
WomanonTV:
Ow!
Ooh!
Thathurts!
Worstpornever!
(Chandlerstartstopressbuttonsontheremotecontrol,frantically.)
Ohhh!
Makeitstop!
Iamtrying!
Joey’s.Joeyisplayingfetchwiththedog.]
Gettheball,ready?
Gettheball,gettheball!
(Joeypretendstothrowit,butreallydoesn’t,andthedoggoesrunningoff.)Well,you’recute,butyou’renottoosmart!
(ThedogreturnswithaballthatlooksexactlylikethesameoneJoeyhas.)
(lookingattheballthedogbroughtback)DidIjustthrowthis?
(entering)Hi.
Hi.
Iaccidentallypackedthesewithmystuff.(looksatthedogandgasps)Whoisthis?
Oh,that’s,uh,that’sPhoebe’sfriend’sdog.Idon’tknowwhathisrealnameis,butIcallhimMozzarella.
(talkingwithahighervoice,andpuckeredlips…kindoflikeyoudotoababyor...well…apuppy…it’shardtoexplain.Justuseyourimagination!
)Oh,well,youaresocute!
IwishIcouldplaywithyoumore,butI’vegottogotowork!
IhopeIstoptalkinglikethisbeforemymarketingmeeting,yesIdo.YesIdo.(stilltalkinglikethat)Bye-bye,Joey.Oh,Iseriouslycan’tstopit.(exits)
(tothedog)C’mere.Hey.C’mere.That’sRachel.She’stheonewhousedtolivehere.Mightaswellbehonestwithyou—weloveher.Butwecan’thaveher.Ireallymissher.Well,hey,youunderstand,right?
You’reaguy.(thinksaboutitandpicksupthedogandlooks)Well,youusedtobe.
MonicaandChandler’s.Chandlerissittingonthecouchstaringatthetapeonthecoffeetablewithhiseyeshugeandhismouthwideopen.]
(enteringfromherbedroom)Sowhatdoyouthink?
(referringtoheroutfit)
(ChandlerglancesupatMonicawithhismouthstillwideopenandhiseyesstillhuge)
(toherself)I’vestillgotit!
(pointingatthevideo)Whydidyougetmethis?
It’syelling…bleeding…dilating.Oh,thedilating…
Isthisthevideoofthebabybeingborn?
Sweetie,thisisPhoebe’s.Whywereyouevenwatchingit?
Ithought…maybe…yougotmepornforValentine’sDay.
Chandler,ifyouthoughtIwasgoingtogetyoupornforValentine’sDay…(pullsavideooutofabasket)youwereright!
Apparently,it’saboutayounggirlwhomovestothebigcity,youknow,insearchofstardom,butendsuphavingsexwithalotofguys!
Yeah,itgotfourstarts!
(lookscloser)Oh,waitaminute.Thosearen’tstars.Anyway,youwanttotakealook?
Well,I’mnotreallyinasexymoodrightnow.
Honey,what’sgoingon?
Well,rememberthefirsttimewesawJaws?
Mm-hmm.
Howlongittooktogobackinthewater?
Chandler,wecan’tletthistapewreckValentine’sDay!
Youdon’tknow.Youdidn’tseeit.
Child-birth,it’sanaturalthing!
It’sbeautiful.
Oh,beautiful?
Really?
Beautiful?
Youthinkthisisbeautiful?
(picksuptheremoteandpressesabutton,andheimmediatelymakesafacethatjustlookslikehe’sgoingtothrowup!
Oh,myGod!
Nowondermymotherhatesme!
See,honey,there’s—(putshishandonherleg)
Don’ttouchme!
CentralPerk.RossissittingonthecouchreadingamagazineasMonaenters.]
Mona:
(theyhug)So,howwasAtlanticCity?
Good.
Yeah?
Ibroughtyoubackapresent.
Wha—?
Oh,comeon.Youdidn’thaveto—saltwatertaffy?
(Monalaughs)Thanks!
Thisisinteresting.Youknow,mostpeoplethinkthisismadewithseawater,butit’sactuallymadewith,uh,saltedfreshwater.That’snotinteresting.
Ithinkit’sinteresting.
Idotoo!
Imissedyou!
Imissedyou,too!
So,howwasyourweek?
Oh,itwasgood!
Itwasgood.Actually,thebabystartedkicking!
Howexciting!
Yeah!
Iknow!
Itwas.Oh…theonlysadthingisIwasn’taroundwhenithappenedforthefirsttime.
Ohno.
Yeah,I’mmissingoutonallthisotherstuff,too.So,JoeysuggestedRachelmoveinwithme.
(laughing)Yeahright!
What?
Joeycracksmeup!
It’slike,‘Yeah,whydon’tyouhaveyourex-wifemoveinwithyou?
Thatwouldn’tbeawkwardatall!
’(shelaughsagain)
(notamused)Huh…uh-huh.
Huh,couldyouimagine.Igoawayforafewdays,andcomeback,andmyboyfriendislivingwithsomewomanhegotpregnant!
(Monalaughs…yes…again!
(Rossfakelaughs,obviouslynotfindingthisfunny,andhe’sstartingtopanic,soheshovesthewholesaltwatertaffyhe’seatinginhismouth)
So,what’dyoutellhim?
(withhismouthfull)Justasecond!
(hefakelaughs,butturnshisheadandstartstobreakdown)
CommercialBreak
CentralPerk.RossandPhoebearesittingonthecouch.]
HowcouldyounottellMonathatRachelislivingwithyou?
Idon’tknow,sheseemedtothinkitwassuchacrazyidea!
Um,plus,she,uh,shegotmetaffy!
Taffy,really?
I’veneverhadany.
Ever?
Well,Ithinkmymotherwastoobusyplanninghersuicidetoprovidesaltwatertreats.(Rosshandsherone)Thankyou!
Sowhat,you’rejustnevergoingtotellher?
Oh,no,no,no,Iwill!
Ijustwanttobutterherup,first!
Youknow,I’mgoingtotakehertoanamazingValentine’sdinner.Doallthisromanticstuff,andthen,justwhenshethinksI’mthebestboyfriendintheworld,thenI’mgoingtotellherthatmypregnantex-girlfriendislivingwithme.
IfIhaven’tsaiditbefore:
she’salucky,luckylady!
So,whereareyougoingto—whatthemothe
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