摩登家庭第9季第10集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx
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Explainyourself.
I'mtakingphotosofyourfeetforperverts.
-Ew!
-Hearmeout.
Rememberwhenyoucouldn'treturnthosesneakersyoubought
andaskedmetosellthemonline?
RightafterIlistedthem...
...Igotamessageasking
ifthey'dbeenwornandsweatin.
BeforeIcouldlieandsayno...
...Igotanothermessage.
"CanIseeyourfeet?
"
Apparently,thereareatonofthesefeetfreaksontheInternet.
Oh,myGod,didyouwritethis?
"Mylittlepiggiesgotsosweaty."
-Sexy,right?
-No.
No,it'sgross!
Thatpairofsneakerswentforover$200.
Ihavemoreinmycloset.
Thatwasthreeweeksago,
andwehavemadeatonofmoneysince.
AllIhavetodoiswearadifferentshoeeveryday.
Hittingalloftherightnotes...
Shipit.
Lesfinalistes
pourL'ExpoInternationaleduClosetsont...
KabinettKonig,Berlin.
Pritchett'sClosets--
Hah!
Yes!
Yes,yes,yes!
Yes!
Youguysaresogross!
Forthefirsttimeincompanyhistory,
wearegoingto
theExpoInternationaleduCloset!
...Berlin.
Pritchett'sClosets.
Sonofabitch,wedidit!
Wedidit!
Manny,Iappreciate
youcomingfromcollegeforthismoment.
Yeah...
Somethinglikethisonlyhappens
onceinawee--year--lifetime?
Ifthat!
I'maccustomedtocertaincreaturecomforts
thatarehardtocomebyatschool,
soI'vebeenstoppinghometo...borrowthings.
Youknow,Imayhavetogoshopping.
I'mkindofbetweentuxedos,size-wise,rightnow.
-Oh,sothisisa...bigdeal?
-Itis.
But,uh,don'tfeelyouhavetoliveuptothis.
becausethatkindofpressurecankillakid.
That'sprobablyClairecallingme.
Thesewillberollinginallday,youknow.
Hello?
Whostillusesfaxmachines?
Youknowwhat?
Peoplearegonnawanttoseemeattheoffice.
I'lljustplaynineholesandheadinearly,huh?
-Seeyou,kid!
-Seeyou.
Mynewreal-estatecompany
isthisclosetoitsfirstsale.
Asalewereallyneed!
Notjusttoprovemyoldpartnerswrong,
butalsotopaythebills.
Unfortunately,
myclienthasdevelopedacaseofcoldfeet.
Phil,thishouseiseverythingIhavewanted.
Great!
Shouldwewriteupanoffer?
But,Iamfeelingahostileenergy.
Icanassureyou--
thishouseisfilledwithnothingbuthappymemories.
-Ifthesewallscouldtalk...-Theycan.
Andtheyare.
Personally,Idon'tbelievein
anyofthatevil-spiritmumbojumbo.
Asamagician,I'velearnedthateveryspookyhappening
hasaperfectlyreasonableexplanation.
Eventheeeriestofillusions,Satan'sElevator,
isreallyjusttwomirrorsandatiny...
Nicetry.
WhenPhiltoldmeaboutthishouse,
Iofferedtohelp.
NowthatManny'sawayatcollege
andJoegoestokindergarten,
Ihavetimeforoneofmyoldhobbies--
confrontingthedevilinallhisforms.
IhaveeverythingIneed--
sage,aspoonfromtheVaticancafeteria,
mymaracas--
Oh,heresheis!
Mrs.Graham,lookingwell!
Howarethosepeptidesdoing?
Ooh,terrific!
Myshamanrealignedthem.
AndIgotthelasteverythingbagel,
soIguesswebothgotofftoagreatstarttoday.
Whatsay,webuyahouse?
Oh,thisisGloria.
She'llbeaddressingyourconcerns.
Nicetomeetyou.
Iinstantlytrustyou.
Whyisthat?
Oh,Igotit.
Wewereoncecatstogether.
Ijoke!
I'mnotthatcrazy.
Now,tellmeabouttheghost.
Well,inthesesuburbancases,
it'susuallyalow-levelhaunting,
likeadeadunpaidgardener,
adeadjealousboyfriend,
adeaddogwholeftsomethingunfetched.
Okay.Herewego.
Oh,she'sjusttakenwiththenaturallight
andtheflowatthisprice.
It--itstillgetsmeeverytime.
Youdidit,youbastard!
Bethechange
youwanttoseeintheworld--
IgothereassoonasIcould!
Insomeways,thewordsofGandhi
aretruertodaythaneverbefore.
TheworldistakingnoticeoftheAurorawalk-in,
whichisblurringthelinebetweenstorageandsanctuary.
Iwanttotakeamomenttocelebrateourrock,
ourfoundation,
someonetowhomweoweaveryspecialdebt...
Josie.
Rock?
Foundation?
Josie?
Whoisthat?
!
Andtothankyouallforyouramazingaccomplishments,
Ihavegotanice-creamcartcominginthisafternoon!
That'sright.
I.T.Guy,Ineedyourhelp.
-Cigarashinyourkeyboardagain?
-Somethingbigger.
But,yeah,bringthatlittlevacuum.
MysisterPamcametostaywithusforacoupleweeks.
Ayearago.
Intheunitupstairs--
whichweusedtorentformoney,
whichweneed
topayforeverybodyintheunitdownstairs.
Wehadnochoice.
Shewaspregnant.
Thefather,Bo,wasinjail,
andshehappenstobemybestfriend.
Yeah,yeah,likeTomandJerryarebestfriends.
Pam,didyouremembertheoranges?
Say"oranges"onemoretime.
Oranges.
-Sayitonemoretime!
-Oranges!
Oranges!
Andthensheleftthedooropen,
andpoorLarrygotoutandgotinafightwithapossum.
Nowwehavetogivehimantibioticseverydayatnoon,
whichhehates.
Onthepositiveside,
we'vebothbeencominghomeatlunch
becauseit'satwo-manjob,
asitwhatwe'vealsobeenenjoying
onourlittlelunchbreak...
Youlookreallycuteinthatsuit.
Youlookreallycuteinthosegymshorts.
Onlyeightmoredaysofcatantibiotics.
Say"nntibiotics"onemoretime.
Antibiotics.
Okay,sweetie,butPam'sMommyandMeclass
isonlyanhour,so,youknow,hurry.
Oh,asurprise,huh?
Okay.Okay,wellIcan'twait.
Yeah?
Afternoon.
Oh,myGod,areyouthesurprise?
Iwasthinkingcandles,orflowersonthebed--
MynameisBoJohnson,
andIamheretomeetmybabyboy
andwinbacktheloveofmylife,
MissPamTucker.
Oh,my--You're-you'reB-youareBo.
Um,okay,well,Pamisnothere.
I'mMitchell,Cameron'shusband.
He'stalkedsomuchaboutyou.
Oh,well,hedidhavealittlethingforme
-backinhighschool.?
-Yeah.
Iguesshe'sgotatype.
Stopit!
Stopit.
-Iamnothinglike---Well,ifyoudon'tmind,actually,
I'dliketocomein?
Igottoseemanaboutahorse.
Butwedon'thave--
That'saclassywayofsaying
Igottomakemybladdergladder.
Bathroom!
Uh,yes...
Uh,endofthehallon--ontheright.Yep.
Oh,andtheTeenVoguesareourdaughter's!
Wedon'tevenknowwhoDemiLovatois!
Wedon'tevenknowwhoDemiLovatois!
Okay,howdidLarrygetoutagain?
God,itmust'vebeenyoursister.
So,guesswhoisinthebathroom.
Oh,well,mysurprisewasjustcandles,
butI'mnotsayingno.
No,uh...It'sBo.
-MyBo?
-No--
Well,technically,he's-he'smorePam'sBo,
andIamyourMitchell.
Butyes.Yeah,he'sheretotakePamandthebabyhome!
Imean,howgreatisthat?
CameronTucker!
Getthehelloutofmyhouse.
Closethosearms.
Comeon,Cam.
-Yeah,comeon,Cam.-No.
Youarenotgettinganywherenearmysister.
Nowgetout!
Let'sgo!
Getout!
Uh,won'thejustwaitforPamoutside?
-Imean---Okay,youknow...Comebackin!
Great.TheregoesLarryagain.
Youknow,I'mstartingtothinkhe'sunhappylivinghere.
Good.Good.
Uh,noVelcro.
Ourbrandisalittlemoreupscale.
Anotherbuyeristiredofseeingthesamefeet.
Oh,it'smyfaultnow?
What'shedoingtokeepthingsinteresting?
WhydoIcare?
I'msurprisedyouwereopentothis.
I'msurprisedyouknowhowtodothis.
Don'tforget,
wehavetogetovertomom'sworktoshipshoeslater.
Waitasecond,you'reusingMom'sFedEx?
EverytimesheandDadhaveafancynightout,
sheusesthehashtag"Luke'scollegefund."
So,yeah,I'musingheraccount.
Istheresomethingyou'renottellingmeaboutthishouse?
Iamkindofgettingamurderyvibe.
Theonlykillingthat'severgonnahappeninthishouse
istheonethat'sgonnahappenwhenyouselltheplace.
Laughtermakesthespiritshungry,Phil!
Spirits?
Youmeansthere'smorethanone?
Hi,Gil.
Wait.No.Gil?
Hey,Glo?
Uh,superstokedyou'rehere.
If-ifIcouldgiveyouonetinynote?
Mrs.Graham'sterrorlevel,
whichshouldbegoingdown,
-isactuallygoingup.-Minetoo.
Actually,I'mpanickingrightnow!
Youcan'tbelievewhatI'msensingrightnow!
Thereislike,ahummingsound,vibrations,fear!
I'mprettysurethat'sallcomingoffofme,
becauseI'mabouttoloseasaleIreallyneed.
Howaboutthis?
Just-justspinitalittle.
Whatareyouaskingmetodo?
Inrealestate,therearenodumps.
Therearefixer-uppers.
Asmallhouseiscozy.
Howdoweknowthispresenceisbad?
WhataboutCasper?
OrtheHolyGhost?
Peoplelovethoseguys--
Phil.
It'sbad,isn'tit?
No,it's-it'sactuallyreallygood.
Gloriawasjustsayingshe'smakingrealprogress.
-Right,Gloria?
-I'msorry,
butthereisadisturbingpresenceinthishouse
thatIdon'tthinkthatIcandriveout.
Well,thatisitforme.
Phil,pleaseletmeknow
ifyoufindsomethinglesshaunted,
stillwithinwalkingdistancetomypsychic.
We'llberightback.
Bo,youwantsomeicedtea?
That'dbegreat.Thankyou.
No,youarenotgivinghimicedtea.
Thisisnotagardenparty.
Buthedidcomeallthiswaytomakethingsright.
Andyouknowwhat,Cam?
Prisonchangespeople.
-Oh,doesit?
-Alwaysinagood
andpermanentway.
Imean,lookathim...
No.Donotlookathim.
Heisasiren.
Hedrawsyouinwiththosebigbeautifulblueeyes,
andthenextthingyouknow,you'regivinghim
yourgreat-grandfather'sCivilWarbayonet
andhe'ssellingitforMagicBeans.
It'sthebrandofwhiskeyhedrinks.
Ijust--Ithinkhedeservesasecondchance.
Whydoyousuddenlycaresomuch
ifPamandBoarebacktogether?
I'madivorcelawyer,Cam.
Iseefamiliestornapartallthetime.
Theemotionalcostisjusttoohigh.
Thecostofeverythingistoohigh!
Look,Pammadeherbed.
Nowsheneedstogetoutofit
soIcanflipthemattresstomakesomemoneyoffofit.
SoundedmorepimpythanIintended.
MaybePam
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