高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本811 The One With Ross Big Step Forward素材.docx
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811TheOneWithRoss’BigStepForward
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RachelislookingaroundtheshopasPhoebereturnsfromgettingsomemorecoffee.]
Rachel:
Phoebe?
Phoebe:
Yeah?
Rachel:
Lookatthatguybythewindow,wow!
Phoebe:
He’sawfullyshortandIthinkhe’stalkingtohimself.Andtobecompletelyhonest,he’snotthatgoodinbed.
Rachel:
Oh,whatiswrongwithmelately?
Imeanit’slikeeveryguyIsee—Imeanlookhere.(Pointsbehindthem)Lookatthatguyforexample,Imeannormallythat’snotsomeoneIwould-wouldbeattractedtoo,butrightnow,withthewayI’mfeeling,allIwanttodoisripoffhissweatpantsandfannypack.
Phoebe:
Waitasecond!
Thisisabouttheforthmonthofyourpregnancyright?
Rachel:
Yeah.
Phoebe:
Thisiscompletelynormal,aroundtheforthmonthyourhormonesstartgoingcrazy.
Rachel:
Really?
!
Sothishashappenedtoyou?
Phoebe:
Ohabsolutelyyeah!
Ohandkeepinmindnow,Iwascarryingtripletssoin,y’know,medicaltermsIwas-Iwasthriceasrandy.
Rachel:
Wow!
Thisexplainssomuch!
Lastweekend,IwentfromstoretostoresittingonSanta’slap.
Phoebe:
Yeah.Yeah,IremembertryingtostealacardboardcutoutofEvanderHolyfieldfromaFootLocker.
Rachel:
Ah.
Phoebe:
Yeah.
Rachel:
Well,y’knowwhat?
IgoseemydoctortomorrowI’llaskheraboutthis.Maybeshecangivemeapillorsomething.
Phoebe:
Yeah.Yeah,that’swhatyouneedagood…pill.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,JoeyandRossarethereasMonaenters.]
Mona:
Hey!
(ToJoey)Hey!
Ross:
Hi!
Mona:
Hi!
Look!
IgotourpicturesdevelopedfromRockefellerCenter.
Ross:
Ohgreat!
Hey-heyJoey,doyouwanttocheckoutpicturesofmeandMonaiceskating?
Joey:
Ohuh,ordinarilyIwouldlovetoo,butIamjustswampedrightnow.(Brushessomethingoffofhisshirtandlooksaround,butdoesn’tmovefromhischair.)
Ross:
Heywhere-wherearethepicturesthatcreepypretzelvendortookofustogether?
Mona:
Ohyeah,probablyattheend.(Flipstotheend.)OhmyGod!
Heonlytookpicturesofmybreasts!
Joey:
I’mmissin’picturetime?
!
(Jumpsovertolook,Rossglaresathimandheretreats.)
Phoebe:
(sittingdownnexttoRoss)Y’knowshehasafaceRoss!
Mona:
Okay.Okay,here’sagoodoneofus.
Ross:
Wow!
Thatisagoodone!
Wow,itlookslikea,likeaholidaycardy’know,withthetreeinthemiddleandtheskatersandthesnow.
Mona:
Y’know,everyyearIsayI’mgonnasendoutholidaycardsandIneverdoit.Doyouwanna,doyouwannasendthisoneouttogether?
Ross:
(pause)Together?
Like-liketopeople?
Mona:
Yeah,y’know.HappyholidaysfromMonaandRoss.It’llbecute,okay?
Ross:
Okay.(Nothappyaboutit.)
Mona:
Oh,Igottagettowork.Socallmelater?
Ross:
Uhsure,sure.
Mona:
Byeguys.
Phoebe:
Bye.
(Monaexits.)
Joey:
(ToRoss)Congratulations!
Youjustgotmarried!
Ross:
Iknow.Canyoubelievethat?
Phoebe:
Wait,I’m-I’msorry.What’sthebigdealaboutaholidaycard?
Ross:
Marriedcouplessendoutcards,familiessendoutcards,peoplewhohavebeendatingforacoupleofmonthsdonotsendoutcards!
What-whatisshecrazy?
!
Joey:
Hey-hey-hey,heythat’syourwifeyou’retalkingabout!
[Scene:
Chandler’sOffice,
hisbossDougisenteringMonicaisthereaswell.]
Doug:
Bing!
Ho!
AndtheBing-ette!
Chandler:
Honey,youremembermybossDougright?
Monica:
Yes,hi.
Doug:
Hi.Sogoodnews,thedivorceisfinal.IsignedthepapersthisA.M.
Chandler:
Ididn’tknowyouandCarolweregettingdivorced,I’msorry.
Doug:
Sorry?
Finallychewedmylegoutofthatbeartrap.Hey,congratulationstoyouguysthough!
Monica:
Nolegchewin
gforussir.
Doug:
Ohwell,giveittime.Sothedivorce,themarriage,we’vegotalottocelebrate.Howaboutweallgoouttodinnertomorrownight?
Monica:
Ican’tthinkofanythingwe’redoing.(Quietly)Whycan’tIthinkofanythingwe’redoing?
Doug:
Tomorrownightitisthen,Ishouldbeoutofcourtbysix.TheykeepthrowingthesesexualharassmentcasesatmeandIkeepknockingthemoutofthepark!
Monica:
Okay,I’llseeyoutomorrow!
(Dougexits.)Justsoyouknow,we’renotseeinghimtomorrow.(Chandlerwonderswhy.)I-Icannotspendanothereveningwiththatman.Doyourememberhowhebehavedatourwedding?
Chandler:
No.
Monica:
That’sbecausehewasn’tinvitedbecauseofthewayhebehavedatourengagementparty.
Chandler:
Ohyeah.Boy,urinecutsrightthroughanicesculpturedoesn’tit?
[Scene:
Ross'sApartment,there’saknockonthedoorandheopensittoMona.]
Mona:
Hi!
Ross:
Hey!
Mona:
Hey,Iwentbythephotoshop,takealook,hereisamockupofourcard.Whatdoyouthink?
Ross:
Huh.Wow,thisisgreat.
Mona:
Now,doyouthinkitshouldsay,"LoveRossandMona?
"
Ross:
Well,we-wehaven’tsaidthattoeachotheryet,butIguessitsokaytosayittootherpeople.
Mona:
Howmanydidyouwant?
I’mgettingahundred.
Ross:
Ahundred?
!
Well,I-IguessI’lltakea—Mona,uh…I-I’mnotsureaboutthewholeuh,cardthing.
Mona:
Really?
Whynot?
Ross:
Sendingoutaholidaycard,together,ImeanIjustdon’tknowifwe’rereallyquitethereyet.
Mona:
Ohy’know,Ididn’tthinkofitthatway.You’reright.You’reright.So,canIaskyouaquestion?
Ross:
Yeah.
Mona:
Wherearewe?
Ross:
Huh.
Mona:
Y’know,likewherearewe?
Whereisthisrelationshipgoing?
Ross:
Hmm…
Mona:
ImeanIlovespendingtimewithyou,y’knowIjust—Ihopewe’removingforward.Imean,weshouldprobablytalkaboutthat.Don’tyouthink?
(Pause.)
Ross:
Let’sdothecard!
Mona:
What?
Ross:
Thecard!
Ithinkwe’rethere!
Mona:
Okay.I—ButIthinkweshouldstillhavethisconversation.
Ross:
Really?
!
Imean,evenwiththecard?
[Scene:
Rachel’sDoctor’sOffice,sheiswaitingforherdoctorasanurseenters.]
Nurse:
Hi!
Rachel:
Hi!
Nurse:
Justsoyouknow,Dr.Longcan’tbeheretoday,shewascalledtothehospital,soDr.Schiffwillbeseeingyou.
Rachel:
Oh,okay.Hey,canIaskyouaquestion?
Wasitme,or-orwastheguywhotookmybloodsamplereallycute?
Y’knowwhoI’mtalkingabout,baldhaircut,hairyfingers…(Stopswhensherealizesitwasher.)
Dr.Schiff:
(entering)HiRachel?
I’mDr.Schiff.(Bytheway,he’sanattractiveman.)
Rachel:
Yes,youare.
Dr.Schiff
:
So,how’sitgoing?
Rachel:
Oh,really,reallygood.Butenoughaboutme,comeon!
Where-whereareyoufrom?
Whatdoyoudo?
Dr.Schiff:
I’madoctor.
Rachel:
Right!
Right!
I-Iactuallymeantinyoursparetime,doyoucook?
Doyouski?
Ordoyoujusthangoutwithyourwifeorgirlfriend?
Dr.Schiff:
Uh,Idon’thaveawifeorgirlfriend,butIdoliketoski.
Rachel:
Oh,Ilovetoski!
Howamazingisthis?
!
Dr.Schiff:
So,areyouexperiencinganydiscomfort?
Rachel:
No.I’mverycomfortable.
Dr.Schiff:
Anypainfulgas?
Rachel:
No!
Shoot,Dr.Schiffwhatkindofquestionisthat?
!
Dr.Schiff:
Okaythen,wouldyouliketoliedownonthetable?
Rachel:
Wellwouldyoulikemetoliedownonthetable?
Dr.Schiff:
I’msorry,istheresomethinggoingonhere?
Rachel:
Doyoufeelittoo?
[Scene:
CentralPerk,MonicaandPhoebearethereasRachelenters.]
Rachel:
Hi.
Phoebe:
Ohhey!
So,howdidyourdoctor’sappointmentgo?
Rachel:
Well,let’ssee.Uh,theygavemecutedoctortodayandinthemiddleoftheexamIputmypinkyinhischindimple.
Phoebe:
O
hmyGod.
Monica:
Whydidyoudothat?
Phoebe:
Okay,rememberthatlittleproblemIwashavingduringmyforthmonthofpregnancy?
Monica:
Ohyeah,theEvanderHolyfieldphase.Ohmanyouweresohardupyoupracticallycameontome.
Phoebe:
Youwish.
Monica:
Hey,Icould’vehadyouifIwantedyou.
Phoebe:
Ohyeah?
Comeandgetit.
Rachel:
Okay,eventhisisturningmeon!
Ross:
(entering)Hey!
Rachel:
Ohhey!
HeyRoss!
Heyhow’sit,how’sitgoingwithyouandMona?
Areyouguysstilltogether?
Ross:
Ohyeah,yeahwe’removingforward.You’llbegettingourcard!
Monica:
YouandMonaaredoingaholidaycardtogether?
Ross:
Yeah,we’renotjustdoingacard!
Y’know,she-shealsowantstohavetheconversationaboutwheretherelationshipisgoing.
Ph
oebe:
Ugh!
Women!
Ross:
Iknow!
Iknow!
Whydoyouguysneedtohavethisconversation?
!
Huh?
Imeannoself-respectingmanwouldaskawoman,"So,whereisthisgoing?
"
Rachel:
UhRoss?
Youaskedmethat.
Ross:
Hey!
Youwereaclosedbook!
Okay?
I’mnotamindreader!
Besides,Ihatethoseconversations.I’mhorribleatthem.Really!
Maybe-maybeIneedkindofagesture.Y’know,somethingthatsayswe’removingforwardwithouthavingtotalkaboutit.
Monica:
Likeaskinghertomoveinwithyou?
Ross:
Smallerthanthat.
Monica:
Makingheramixedtape?
Ross:
Uh,biggerthanthat.
Phoebe:
Giveherakeytoyourapartment.
Ross:
Whoa-hello!
Wewerecloserwiththemixedtape.
Monica:
Allright.Haveyousaid,"Iloveyou?
"Youcouldsay,Iloveyou.
Ross:
YeahI-Idon’t-Idon’tthinkI’mquitethereyet,butIcouldsayIlooovespendingtimewithyou.
Phoebe:
No,wehatethat.
Monica:
Thatisaslapintheface.
Ross:
Forgetit.I-I—Y’knowwhat?
I’lljusthavetheconversation.I’lljustsayIlikethingsthewaytheyare,andhopeforthebest.WhatdoyouthinkRach?
Rachel:
Ithink,ifitwasalittlecolderinhereIcouldseeyournipplesthroughthatsweater.
[Scene:
Chandler’sOffice,Dougisentering.]
Doug:
Bing!
We’reallsetfortonight,8o’clock.
Chandler:
Ohuh,asitturnsout,wecan’tdoit.Monicahastowork.
Doug:
Oh,myex-wifedidn’twork,unlessyoucallturning
intohermotherwork.Fine.Tomorrownightthen.
Chandler:
Ohuhwelltomorrow’snogoodforhereither.
Doug:
Oh?
Whynot?
Chandler:
It’sthesemi-finals…ofher…botchyballtournament.
Doug:
What’sgoingonBing?
Doesuh,yourwifehaveaproblemwithmeorsomething?
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