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短篇英语朗诵故事
短篇英语朗诵故事
短篇英语故事
1:
Therewasaguywhowentintoashoptobuyaparrot.Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5,000;anotherone,$10,000;andthethirdone,$30,000.Thecustomeraskedtheowner,“Howethisguyis$5,000?
That?
ssoexpensiveforthiskindofparrot.”Theownersaid,“BecauseIhavetrainedhimandhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?
Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?
”Theownersaid,“Well,apartfromtalking,hecanalsodosomeamusingactions,likedancingandsoon.That?
swhyhe?
ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustomersaid,“Howaboutthethirdone?
Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?
”Theowneroftheshopsaid,“Idon?
tknow.Normally,Ihaveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle,norsing,nothingatall!
Buttheothertwocallhim?
TheBoss.?
”
老板最大有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。
店里有三只鹦鹉,其中一只卖五千元,另一只卖一万元,还有一只卖三万元。
顾客问老板:
「为什么这只要卖五千元?
这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!
」老板说:
「因为我有训练他讲话。
」顾客又问:
「那这只呢?
他会做什么?
为什么要卖这么贵?
」老板说:
「他除了会说话之外,还会表演一些有趣的动作,好比说跳舞等等,所以才卖这么贵。
」顾客接着又问:
「那第三只呢?
他会做什么?
为什么要卖这么贵?
」老板说:
「我不知道。
我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌,也没看过他跳舞,什么都没有!
不过另外两只叫他:
『老板!
』」
2.Whereistheegg?
Teacher:
Canyoumakeasentencewiththeword"egg"?
Student:
Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.
Teacher:
Thenwhereisthe“egg"?
Student:
Inthecake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:
你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:
可以。
我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:
“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生:
在蛋糕里,先生
3.Tomisalittleboy,andheisonlysevenyearsold.Oncehegoestoacinema.Itisthefirsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuysaticketandgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminutesheesout,andbuysthesecondticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminutesheesoutagainandbuysthethirdticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthatheesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?
Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?
”“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsupmyticket.”
汤姆是个小孩,他才7岁。
当他去电影院的时候。
那时他第一次去。
他买了张票进去了。
但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张票又进去了。
几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。
接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。
一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊?
你见到了几个朋友?
""没有,我里面没朋友,但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
4.Child:
Myunclehas1000menunderhim.
Man:
Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoesdo?
Child:
Amaintenancemaninacemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩:
我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人:
他真是一个大人物。
他是干什么的?
小孩:
墓地守墓人。
Teacher:
WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?
Student:
Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.
一名伟人
老师:
如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?
学生:
当然。
因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。
Mr.Smith:
Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup.
Waiter:
Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheatthatkillsit.
史密斯先生:
效劳员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.
效劳员:
是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.
Son:
Dad,givemeadime.
Father:
Son,don'tyouthinkyou'regettingtoobigtobeforeverbeggingfordimes?
Son:
Iguessyou'reright,Dad,Givemeadollar,willyou?
儿子:
爸爸,给我一角钱。
父亲:
儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了),不是吗?
儿子:
爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?
Alittlekidfellinlovewithanotherlittlekid,aschoolmate.Sometimesthekidsthinktheyfallinlovewhentheyhaveacrushonsomeoneelseintheclass,whenthey?
reeightortenyearsoldorsomethinglikethat.Sotheeight-year-oldkidcamebackhomeandaskedhisfather,“Father,isitexpensivetobemarried?
”Andthefathersaid,“Yes,son,itisveryexpensive.”Sothesonasked,“Howmuchdoesitcost?
”Andthefathersaid,“Idon?
tknow,son.I?
mstillpaying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩,对方是学校的同学。
八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人,然后就以为自己恋爱了。
因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸:
「爸爸,结婚很花钱吗?
」爸爸说:
「是啊,儿子,非常花钱。
」儿子又问:
「要花多少钱呢?
」爸爸说:
「我不知道,儿子,我到现在还一直在付钱啊!
」
"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?
Isitinfected?
""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?
它感染了吗?
”
“没有,老师。
可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。
”
“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”
“Twentydollars!
Why,Iunderstandyoutosaythatyouchargedonlyfourdollarsforsuchwork!
”
“Yes,butthisyoungsteryelledsoterriblythathescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.”
“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。
”
“20美元!
为什么?
不是说好只要4美元。
”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。
”
TWO:
Teacher:
Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract.Now,cananyonegivemeagoodexample?
John:
Well,inthesummerthedaysarelong,andinthewinterthedaysareshort.老师:
我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。
现在,谁给我举个例子?
约翰:
嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。
Thelectureronevolutionhadbeengoingonfornearlytwohours.thenhestarted
again,andsaidhe:
"Letmeasktheevolutionistaquestion---ifwehadtailslikeababoon,wherearethey?
"
"I'llventureananswer,"saidanoldlady."Wehavewornthemoffsittingheresolong.".
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:
“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?
”
“我来试试看,”一位老太太说。
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。
”
Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.Hesaid,"Idonotwanttoeatthoseapples;fortherichmanwillgivememuchfood;hewillgivemeverynicefoodtoeat."Thenhetooktheapplesandthrewthemawayintothedust.Hewentonandcametoariver.Theriverhadbeeverybig;sohecouldnotgooverit.Hewaitedforsometime;thenhesaid,"Icannotgototherichman'shousetoday,forIcannotgetovertheriver."Hebegantogohome.Hehadeatennofoodthatday.Hebegantowantfood.Hecametotheapples,andhewasgladtotakethemoutofthedustandeatthem.Donotthrowgoodthingsaway;youmaybegladtohavethematsomeothertime.
【译文】一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去,当他沿着路走时,在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果,他说:
“我不打算吃那些苹果,因为富人会给我更多的食物,他会给我很好吃的东西。
”然后他拿起苹果,一把扔到土里去。
他继续走,来到河边,河涨水了,因此,他到不了河对岸,他等了一会儿,然后他说:
“今天我去不了富人家了,因为我不能渡过河。
”他开始回家,那天他没有吃东西。
他就开始去找吃的,他找到苹果,很快乐地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
不要把好东西扔掉,换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
AGoodBoy
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgave
Story1:
AGreatActor
Therewasonceagreatactorwhocouldnolongerrememberhislines.Afterseveralyearsofsearching,hefinallyfoundatheaterthatwaswillingtogivehimatry.Thedirectorsaid,“Thisisthemostimportantpart,andithasonlyoneline.Attheopeningyouwalkontostagecarryingarose.Youholdtherosetoyournosewithjustonefingerandthumb,smellitdeeplyandthensaythelineinpraiseoftherose:
?
Ah,thesweetsmellofmylove.?
”Theactorwasexcited.Alldaylongbeforetheplayhepracticedhislineoverandoveragain.Finally,thetimecame.Thecurtainwentup,theactorwalkedontothestage,lookedattheaudience,andwithgreatemotionsaidtheline,“Ah,thesweetsmellofmylove.”Theaudienceexplodedinlaughter.Onlythedirectorwasfurious!
“Ahhhhhh!
Youdamnedfool!
”hecried.“You?
veruinedmyplay!
You?
veruinedme!
”Theactorwaspuzzled,“Whathappened?
DidIforgetmyline?
”“No!
”shoutedthedirector.“Youforgottherose!
”(181words)
Story2:
ProblemofMeetingPeople
Beforethewedding,thegroomwentuptotheministerwithanunusualoffer.“Look,I?
llgiveyou$100ifyou?
llchangetheweddingvows.WhenyougettothepartwhereI?
mexpectedtopromiseto?
love,respectandobeyher,?
?
givingupallothers,?
and?
betruetoherforever,?
I?
dbehappyifyou?
djustleavethatpartout.”Hegavetheministerthecashandwalkedawaywithalightheart.Theweddingdayarrived,andthebrideandgroomreachedthatpartoftheceremonywheretheywouldmakevowstoeachother.Whenitwastimeforthegroom?
svows,theministerlookedtheyoungmanintheeyeandsaid,“Willyoupromisetokneelbeforeher,obeyhereverymandandwish,serveherbreakfastinbedeverymorningofyourlifeandmakeavowbeforeGodandyourlovelywifethatyouwillneverevenlookatanotherwoman,aslongasyoubothshalllive?
”Thegroomwasshocked,butinspiteofhimself,hesaidinalowvoice,“Yes,Iwill.”Thenthegroomwhisperedtotheminister,“Ithoughtwehadadeal.”Theministerputthe$100intohishandandwhisperedback,“Shemademeamuchbetteroffer.”
Story3:
HethinksI’mGod.
Ayoungwomanbringshomeherfiancétomeetherparents.Afterdinner,hermothertellsherfathertofindoutabouttheyoungman?
splans.Thefatherinvitesthefiancétohisstudyforadrink.
“Sowhatareyourplans?
”thefatheraskstheyoungman.
“IamaBiblestudent,”hereplies.
“ABiblestudent.Hmm.”Thefathersays.“Good,butwhatwillyoudotoprovidemydaughterwithanicehousesuchasshe?
saustomedto?
”
“Iwillstudy,”theyoungmanreplies,“andGodwillprovideforus.”
“Andhowwillyoubuyherabeautifulengagementringsuchasshedeserves?
”asksthefather.
“Iwillconcentrateonmystudies,”theYoungmanreplies,“andGodwillprovideforus.”
“Andchildren?
”asksthefather.“Howwillyousupportchildren?
”
“Don?
tworry,sir.Godwillprovide,”repliesthefiancé.
Theconversationgoesonlikethis,andeachtimethefatherquestionshim,theyoungmaninsiststhatGodwillprovide.Later,themotherasks,“Howdiditgo,honey?
”
Thefatheranswers,“Hehasnojobandnoplans,butthegoodnewsishethinksI?
mGod.”
Story4:
ASuddenChangeintheParrot’sAttitude
AyoungmannamedJohnreceivedaparrotasagift.Theparrothadabadattitudeandanevenworsevocabulary.Everywordoutofthisbird?
smouthwasrude.Johntriedeverymethodtochangethebird?
sattitudebyconstantlysayingpolitewords,playingsoftmusic,andanythinghecouldthinkoftosetagoodexample.Nothingworked.Finally,Johngotfedupandheyelledattheparrot.Andthebirdyelledback.Johnshooktheparrot,andthebirdgotangrierandruder.Finally,inamomentofdesperation,Johnputthebirdintherefrigeratorfreezer.Forafewminutes,Johnheardthebirdscreamandkick.Thensuddenlytherewassilence.Notasoundforov
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