Magical American forest monster第一节.docx
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MagicalAmericanforestmonster第一节
Chapter15BellYard
WhilewewereinLondonMr.Jarndycewasconstantlybesetbythecrowdofexcitableladiesandgentlemenwhoseproceedingshadsomuchastonishedus.Mr.Quale,whopresentedhimselfsoonafterourarrival,wasinallsuchexcitements.Heseemedtoprojectthosetwoshiningknobsoftemplesofhisintoeverythingthatwentonandtobrushhishairfartherandfartherback,untiltheveryrootswerealmostreadytoflyoutofhisheadininappeasablephilanthropy.Allobjectswerealiketohim,buthewasalwaysparticularlyreadyforanythinginthewayofatestimonialtoanyone.Hisgreatpowerseemedtobehispowerofindiscriminateadmiration.Hewouldsitforanylengthoftime,withtheutmostenjoyment,bathinghistemplesinthelightofanyorderofluminary.HavingfirstseenhimperfectlyswallowedupinadmirationofMrs.Jellyby,Ihadsupposedhertobetheabsorbingobjectofhisdevotion.Isoondiscoveredmymistakeandfoundhimtobetrain-bearerandorgan-blowertoawholeprocessionofpeople.
Mrs.Pardigglecameonedayforasubscriptiontosomething,andwithher,Mr.Quale.WhateverMrs.Pardigglesaid,Mr.Qualerepeatedtous;andjustashehaddrawnMrs.Jellybyout,hedrewMrs.Pardiggleout.Mrs.PardigglewrotealetterofintroductiontomyguardianinbehalfofhereloquentfriendMr.Gusher.WithMr.GusherappearedMr.Qualeagain.Mr.Gusher,beingaflabbygentlemanwithamoistsurfaceandeyessomuchtoosmallforhismoonofafacethattheyseemedtohavebeenoriginallymadeforsomebodyelse,wasnotatfirstsightprepossessing;yethewasscarcelyseatedbeforeMr.QualeaskedAdaandme,notinaudibly,whetherhewasnotagreatcreature--whichhecertainlywas,flabbilyspeaking,thoughMr.Qualemeantinintellectualbeauty--andwhetherwewerenotstruckbyhismassiveconfigurationofbrow.Inshort,weheardofagreatmanymissionsofvarioussortsamongthissetofpeople,butnothingrespectingthemwashalfsocleartousasthatitwasMr.Quale'smissiontobeinecstasieswitheverybodyelse'smissionandthatitwasthemostpopularmissionofall.
Mr.Jarndycehadfallenintothiscompanyinthetendernessofhisheartandhisearnestdesiretodoallthegoodinhispower;butthathefeltittobetoooftenanunsatisfactorycompany,wherebenevolencetookspasmodicforms,wherecharitywasassumedasaregularuniformbyloudprofessorsandspeculatorsincheapnotoriety,vehementinprofession,restlessandvaininaction,servileinthelastdegreeofmeannesstothegreat,adulatoryofoneanother,andintolerabletothosewhowereanxiousquietlytohelptheweakfromfailingratherthanwithagreatdealofblusterandself-laudationtoraisethemupalittlewaywhentheyweredown,heplainlytoldus.WhenatestimonialwasoriginatedtoMr.
QualebyMr.Gusher(whohadalreadygotone,originatedbyMr.
Quale),andwhenMr.Gusherspokeforanhourandahalfonthesubjecttoameeting,includingtwocharityschoolsofsmallboysandgirls,whowerespeciallyremindedofthewidow'smite,andrequestedtocomeforwardwithhalfpenceandbeacceptablesacrifices,Ithinkthewindwasintheeastforthreewholeweeks.
ImentionthisbecauseIamcomingtoMr.Skimpoleagain.Itseemedtomethathisoff-handprofessionsofchildishnessandcarelessnesswereagreatrelieftomyguardian,bycontrastwithsuchthings,andwerethemorereadilybelievedinsincetofindoneperfectlyundesigningandcandidmanamongmanyoppositescouldnotfailtogivehimpleasure.IshouldbesorrytoimplythatMr.
Skimpoledivinedthisandwaspolitic;Ireallyneverunderstoodhimwellenoughtoknow.Whathewastomyguardian,hecertainlywastotherestoftheworld.
Hehadnotbeenverywell;andthus,thoughhelivedinLondon,wehadseennothingofhimuntilnow.Heappearedonemorninginhisusualagreeablewayandasfullofpleasantspiritsasever.
Well,hesaid,herehewas!
Hehadbeenbilious,butrichmenwereoftenbilious,andthereforehehadbeenpersuadinghimselfthathewasamanofproperty.Sohewas,inacertainpointofview--inhisexpansiveintentions.Hehadbeenenrichinghismedicalattendantinthemostlavishmanner.Hehadalwaysdoubled,andsometimesquadrupled,hisfees.Hehadsaidtothedoctor,"Now,mydeardoctor,itisquiteadelusiononyourparttosupposethatyouattendmefornothing.Iamoverwhelmingyouwithmoney--inmyexpansiveintentions--ifyouonlyknewit!
"Andreally(hesaid)hemeantittothatdegreethathethoughtitmuchthesameasdoingit.Ifhehadhadthosebitsofmetalorthinpapertowhichmankindattachedsomuchimportancetoputinthedoctor'shand,hewouldhaveputtheminthedoctor'shand.Nothavingthem,hesubstitutedthewillforthedeed.Verywell!
Ifhereallymeantit--ifhiswillweregenuineandreal,whichitwas--itappearedtohimthatitwasthesameascoin,andcancelledtheobligation.
"Itmaybe,partly,becauseIknownothingofthevalueofmoney,"saidMr.Skimpole,"butIoftenfeelthis.Itseemssoreasonable!
Mybutchersaystomehewantsthatlittlebill.It'sapartofthepleasantunconsciouspoetryoftheman'snaturethathealwayscallsita'little'bill--tomakethepaymentappeareasytobothofus.Ireplytothebutcher,'Mygoodfriend,ifyouknewit,youarepaid.Youhaven'thadthetroubleofcomingtoaskforthelittlebill.Youarepaid.Imeanit.'""But,suppose,"saidmyguardian,laughing,"hehadmeantthemeatinthebill,insteadofprovidingit?
""MydearJarndyce,"hereturned,"yousurpriseme.Youtakethebutcher'sposition.AbutcherIoncedealtwithoccupiedthatveryground.Sayshe,'Sir,whydidyoueatspringlambateighteenpenceapound?
''WhydidIeatspringlambateighteen-penceapound,myhonestfriend?
'saidI,naturallyamazedbythequestion.
'Ilikespringlamb!
'Thiswassofarconvincing.'Well,sir,'
sayshe,'IwishIhadmeantthelambasyoumeanthemoney!
''Mygoodfellow,'saidI,'prayletusreasonlikeintellectualbeings.
Howcouldthatbe?
Itwasimpossible.YouHADgotthelamb,andIhaveNOTgotthemoney.Youcouldn'treallymeanthelambwithoutsendingitin,whereasIcan,anddo,reallymeanthemoneywithoutpayingit!
'Hehadnotaword.Therewasanendofthesubject.""Didhetakenolegalproceedings?
"inquiredmyguardian.
"Yes,hetooklegalproceedings,"saidMr.Skimpole."Butinthathewasinfluencedbypassion,notbyreason.PassionremindsmeofBoythorn.Hewritesmethatyouandtheladieshavepromisedhimashortvisitathisbachelor-houseinLincolnshire.""Heisagreatfavouritewithmygirls,"saidMr.Jarndyce,"andIhavepromisedforthem.""Natureforgottoshadehimoff,Ithink,"observedMr.SkimpoletoAdaandme."Alittletooboisterous--likethesea.Alittletoovehement--likeabullwhohasmadeuphismindtoconsidereverycolourscarlet.ButIgrantasledge-hammeringsortofmeritinhim!
"Ishouldhavebeensurprisedifthosetwocouldhavethoughtveryhighlyofoneanother,Mr.BoythornattachingsomuchimportancetomanythingsandMr.Skimpolecaringsolittleforanything.
Besideswhich,IhadnoticedMr.BoythornmorethanonceonthepointofbreakingoutintosomestrongopinionwhenMr.Skimpolewasreferredto.OfcourseImerelyjoinedAdainsayingthatwehadbeengreatlypleasedwithhim.
"Hehasinvitedme,"saidMr.Skimpole;"andifachildmaytrusthimselfinsuchhands--whichthepresentchildisencouragedtodo,withtheunitedtendernessoftwoangelstoguardhim--Ishallgo.
Heproposestofrankmedownandbackagain.Isupposeitwillcostmoney?
Shillingsperhaps?
Orpounds?
Orsomethingofthatsort?
Bytheby,Coavinses.YourememberourfriendCoavinses,MissSummerson?
"Heaskedmeasthesubjectaroseinhismind,inhisgraceful,light-heartedmannerandwithouttheleastembarrassment.
"Oh,yes!
"saidI.
"CoavinseshasbeenarrestedbytheGreatBailiff,"saidMr.
Skimpole."Hewillneverdoviolencetothesunshineanymore."Itquiteshockedmetohearit,forIhadalreadyrecalledwithanythingbutaseriousassociationtheimageofthemansittingonthesofathatnightwipinghishead.
"Hissuccessorinformedmeofityesterday,"saidMr.Skimpole.
"Hissuccessorisinmyhousenow--inpossession,Ithinkhecallsit.Hecameyesterday,onmyblue-eyeddaughter'sbirthday.Iputittohim,'Thisisunreasonableandinconvenient.Ifyouhadablue-eyeddaughteryouwouldn'tlikeMEtocome,uninvited,onHERbirthday?
'Buthestayed."Mr.Skimpolelaughedatthepleasantabsurdityandlightlytouchedthepianobywhichhewasseated.
"Andhetoldme,"hesaid,playinglittlechordswhereIshallputfullstops,"TheCoavinseshadleft.Threechildren.Nomother.
AndthatCoavinses'profession.Beingunpopular.TherisingCoavinses.Wereataconsiderabledisadvantage."Mr.Jarndycegotup,rubbinghishead,andbegantowalkabout.
Mr.SkimpoleplayedthemelodyofoneofAda'sfavouritesongs.
AdaandIbothlookedatMr.Jarndyce,thinkingthatweknewwhatwaspassinginhismind.
Afterwalkingandstopping,andseveraltimesleavingoffrubbinghishead,andbeginningagain,myguardianputhishanduponthekeysandstoppedMr.Skimpole'splaying."Idon'tlikethis,Skimpole,"hesaidthoughtfully.
Mr.Skimpole,whohadquiteforgottenthesubject,lookedupsurprised.
"Themanwasnecessary,"pursuedmyguardian,walkingbackwardandforwardintheveryshortspacebetweenthepianoandtheendoftheroomandrubbinghishairupfromthebackofhisheadasifahigheastwindhadblownitintothatform."Ifwemakesuchmennecessarybyourfaultsandfollies,orbyourwantofworldlyknowledge,orbyourmisfortunes,wemustnotrevengeourselvesuponthem.Ther
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