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Seaver!
Yes,Mr.Lovett.
mgonnasaysomethingtoyouthatmightshockyou.Butinthisclass,Iconsideryoumyequal.Well,whatImeanis,ifIhadaquestionaboutShakespeare,andIhadachoiceofeitheraskinghimoryou;
daskyou.
Wellthankyou.
Andithasnothingtodowiththefactthattheyranaroundintightsallthetime.Andthepointis,isthatIneedyourhelp.It'
snobigsecretthatIwouldn'
tevenbeteachingthisclass,ifMrs.Orbeauxhadn'
tgonealittlebitflaky,ifyouknowwhatImean?
Butthere'
sakidwho'
sflunkingtheclass,whoshouldn'
tbeandIkindo'
blamemyself.So,Iwaswonderingif,maybeyoucouldtutorhim.
Well,I'
veneverreallythoughtofmyselfasa...teacher.
Hey,whohas?
Sowhatdoyousay?
Ok,I'
llgiveitashot.
Ah,yeah.Hey,Bobby!
Thejock?
Yo,Coach!
!
Now,Bobby.Seaverhere'
sgonnahelpyouthroughallthatShakespearestuff...
Alright.
Now,look!
Youdoeverythingshesays,because,ifyoudon'
tpass,youdon'
tplay.
Anditaren’tgonnadoyounogoodcomin'
cryingyoureyesouttome;
likeyoudidlastyear.
Idon'
tthinkweeverreallymet.I'
mBobbyWinette.
Iknow.
Andyou'
reCarol,"
TheBrain"
.
Iknow.Youactuallycriedlastyear?
Yeah.Groinpull.
(Bencomeshome)
Jason:
Hello.
Ben:
It'
snotoneofyourmentalpatients,Dad,it'
sjustme.
Hey,you'
rehomeearly,Ben.
Yeah,myteachergotfoodpoisoningfromthe"
TunaSurprise"
inthecafeteria.Shewassurprisedalright.
IssheOK?
Iguess.AllsIknowisthatoneminuteMissCutterwasreadingoff"
TheLittleFishThatCould"
andthenextminute,shewasrowfingoutthewindow.
Mike:
Hey,Dad!
Askmehowschoolwenttoday!
mafraidto...
ItwentgreatDadwehadthispopquizinhealthclassandgot...Areyoureadyforthis?
...anA!
AnA?
Yeah!
Greatnewsson.
Yeah,Yeah.See,wehadtolistthefourbasicfoodgroups,andIgoteverysingleoneof'
emright.
Wow!
Thosetwohoursofstudyingreallypaidoff.
HiDad.
Hi.
Dad!
Mike,you'
rehome!
Ben,you'
rehometoo!
Dad,wouldyoumakeMiketakeBensomeplace?
Anyplaceinparticular?
Beijingwouldbegood.
Look!
Howcomeallofasudden,youdon'
twantusaround?
snotsudden.
Carol!
Oh,no,no,no,IgetitDad.She'
sprobablygotoneofher"
ohsobrainyfriends"
comingoverandshe'
safraidthatwe'
llembarrassher.Whichofcoursewewill.
snoneofyourbusiness,whoI'
vegotcomingover.
Look,Carol,beingashamedofyourbrothers,isnotnice.
Yeah.(Benburps)
Could'
vebeenworse.WhichoneofyouguyswantstocomewithmetopickupyourMom?
Freeice-cream.
Let'
sroll.
AndIdon'
twantyoutobebotheringyoursisterwhenherlittlefriendishere.
Hey,nosweetDad.
Mike,whydon'
tyougosomeplaceandcountyourbraincell?
Whatisitwithyou?
Who'
scomingover?
The...thegeekqueenofDeweyHigh?
snoneofyourbusiness.
Oh.Igetit.Thisisn'
tjustlikeashe-geek,thisisahe-geek,isn'
tit?
You'
rescum.
So,whoisit?
Likeahunkfromthechessclub?
Atotalbabefromthehonorssociety?
Foryourinformation,ithappenstobetheCaptainofthevarsityfootballteam.
BobbyWinette?
Yeah.
Wow...wai...waitaminute.BobbyWinetteiscomingoverheretoseeyou?
Why?
(Doorbellringsandit'
sBobby)
There.See?
Err...hello.
Yo!
Bobby!
Myman!
Howintheheckareyoudoingbro?
Fine.Mark,right?
Yeah,yeah,that'
swhatmyclosefriendscallme.
So,Carol,wheredoyouwannastudy?
Aha.Thatexplainswhyyou'
dbeoverhereseeingher.
Well,howaboutmyroom?
There'
llbefewerstupidinterruptions.
Yourparentswon'
tmind?
Well,we'
retheonlyoneshere.ExceptforMark,ofcourse.
Bobby,Idon'
tknowwhyRomeodidn'
ttryCPRonJulietbeforehekilledhimself.
Imean,theguydoesn'
tevencheckthepulse,beforehedoeshimselfin.
Bobby,theplayisoverfourhundredyearsold.It'
saClassic.
Toyougeniuses,itmaymakesensethatJulietgetssomedrugfromapriest,
andpretendslikeshe'
sdead,sothatshecanrunoffwithaguywho'
stoostupidtopickupthephoneandcalladoctor.Well,toaguylikeme,it'
ssheepdip!
recallingShakespeare,"
sheepdip"
?
IfIwasRomeo,andyouwereJulietandIreallyhaditbadforyou,there'
snothingnobodycouldsaythatwouldgetintheway...notmyfamily,notyourfamily,notnobody.Bythetimethosepeopleturnedaroundtolookforyouandme,we'
dbeinmypick-up,halfwaytoNewJersey!
(tareupcarol‘sBearToy)
I'
msorryIlostmytemper.Sometimesmyemotionsgetthebestofme.IguessI'
mtoosensitive.
sOK.Ireallydidn'
twantitanymore,anyway.
Thistutoringstuff'
sabadidea.Myhead'
stoothick.
No,no,no,no,no.UnderstandingShakespeareisaverydifficultthingtodo.Youknow,whenIfirstreadhisplaysIwaslostformonths;
itruinedmyentiresixthgradeyear.
Youreadthisstuffinthesixthgrade?
mweird,OK?
No,no,no!
resmart.Boy,spendingthismuchtimewithmemustreallybeboringforyou,huh?
Notreally.Sowherewerewe?
Everybodywasdead.
Maggie:
DinnerinhalfanhourBen!
TunaSurprise!
Aargghh!
Heyguys!
HeyMike.DadtoldmeaboutyourAinhealth.
Yeah.ComeonMike,let'
shearthosefourbasicfoodgroups!
Yeah,maybelaterDad.I'
mgonnashootafew,OK?
Where'
sCarol?
Upstairsinherbedroomwithafootballplayer.
Footballplayer?
Oursonhasaveryweirdsenseofhumour.
Yeah,littlekill.
HiMom,Dad,thisisBobby.
Pleasetomeetyou.
Thefootballplayer?
Yeah,youheardofme?
Yeah,Ijustdidn'
tbelieveit.
Carol,what'
sgoingonhere?
mtutoringBobby.
Oh,wellthatmakessense.
Yeah.Carol'
stranslatingthisShakespeareguyintoEnglish.
Well,nicetomeetyouBobby.
ThepleasurewasdistinctlymineMrs.Seaver.Mr.Seaver.
Yo.Football.
Oh,Carol,I'
llseeyoutomorrow.Thanksagain.
Niceboy.
Certainlywaspolite.
Andcute.
redoinggreatMaggie.
So,whatdoyouthinkofhim?
Oh,Mom.I'
mjusttutoringhim.He'
snotmytype,OK?
Iswear,Idon'
tknowwhereyou'
devergettheideaI'
dbeattractedtobody...Bobby.
Noreasontogetexcited,honey.
So,youwerealoneinyourbedroomwithaboy;
sowhat?
Ifthere'
sanybodywecouldtrustinasituationlikethat,it'
syou.
That'
sright,honey.
Youtrustme?
Youbet.
Whatarottenthingforyoutosay.
Imeanwehavefaithinyou.
Whydoeseverybodyalwaysthink,I'
mgonnadotherightthing.
So,you'
resayingthatyou'
reinterestedinBobby?
Mom.Haven'
tyouheardawordI'
vesaid?
HehasnoneofthequalitiesIwouldlookforinaboy.
Well,whatarethosequalities?
He'
dhavetobeanintellectual;
atleastassmartasIam,ifnotsmarter.He'
dhavetosensitiveandvulnerabletoo,withafullunderstandingoftheuniverse,andourplaceinit.
resafe.She'
seliminatedeverybodybutKarlSagin.
(Inclass)
Whatsoftwhitelight,throughyonderwindowbreaks?
Itisthe..."
Whatdoyouwant?
Canyouexplainwhatthatmeans?
Well,it'
sananalogy,whereinShakespearelikensthepresenceofJuliettothatoftherisingsun.Youchucklehead!
OK,Iwantyoutoreadthefirstactof"
MuchAdoAboutNothing"
andbepreparedtotalkaboutwhatallthe...err..."
do"
isabout.
Ohgreat,morehomework.It'
sonlyTuesdayandI'
malreadygettingbehind.
Speakingofgettingbehind,doesanyonewannagowatchtheboys'
swimteampracticeafterschool?
Thatissodumb.
Carol,don'
tyoueverhaveanyfun?
Carol,I'
llseeyouafterschoolatyourplace.
OK.
Friends:
Shedoes!
So,likewhatisthisBobbyWinettesituation?
snosituation,I'
mjusttutoringhim.
Oh,wellwhatfigures.
Andwhatisthatsupposedtomean?
Well,Idon'
tknow.
Oh,comeonCarol,don'
thaveacow!
Everybodyknows……you'
reimmaculate.
Immaculate?
Youknow,wholesome.Well,thereareworsethingstobe...errm...likefat.
Well,foryourinformat
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