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Orplaywith,orsimplylethang...
OpeningCredits
TheTheater,theplayhasendedandeveryoneisapplauding.
Assoonasthecastleaves,thegangallgroanandsitdownheavily.](直到演员离场,大伙们)
God.Ifeelviolated.(我感觉被亵渎了)
Monica:
Didanybodyelsefeeltheyjustwantedtopeeltheskinofftheirbody,tohavesomethingelsetodo?
(staringatawomanacrosstheroom)Ross,teno'
clock.
Isit?
Feelsliketwo.
No,teno'
What?
(sighsandgesturestoexplain)There'
sabeautifulwomanateight,nine,teno'
clock!
Oh.Hel-lo!
She'
samazing!
ShemakesthewomenthatIdreamaboutlooklikeshort,fat,baldmen!
(她使我的梦中情人看起来是个又矮又胖的秃顶男人)
Well,goovertoher!
snotwithanyone.
Ohyeah,andwhatwouldmyopeningline(开场白)be?
'
Excuseme.Blarrglarrghh.'
Oh,c'
mon.She'
saperson,youcandoit!
Ohplease,couldshebemoreoutofmyleague?
(她还有让我更加配不上的地方吗?
)Ross,backmeuphere.
Hecouldnevergetawomanlikethatinamillionyears.
Thankyou,buddy.
Oh,oh,buty'
know,youalwaysseethesereallybeautifulwomenwiththesereallynothingguys,youcouldbeoneofthoseguys.
Youcoulddothat!
Y'
think?
All:
Yeah!
OhGod,Ican'
tbelieveI'
mevenconsideringthis...I'
mveryveryawareofmytongue...
C'
mon!
Heregoes.(Hewalksovertoherbutjuststandsthere.)
Aurora:
...Yes?
Hi....um...okay,nextword...wouldbe...Chandler!
Chandlerismyname,and,uh...(Heclearshisthroatnoisily)...hi.
Yes,yousaidthat.
Yes,yesIdid,butwhatIdidn'
tsaywaswhatIwasabouttosay,whatIwantedtosaywas,uh...wouldyouliketogooutwithmesometime,thankyou,goodnight.(Hewalksbacktotheothersbutshecallshimback.)
Chandler?
(Joeyentersfrombehindacurtain.
Theothersalltalkatonce.)
Hey!
You'
reinaplay!
Ididn'
tknowyoucoulddance!
Youhadabeard!
Whadjathink?
(Pause)
...Hey!
mon,youguys,itwasn'
tthatbad.ItwasbetterthanthatthingIdidwiththetrolls,atleastyougottoseemyhead.
(admitting)Sawyourhead.Sawyourhead.
(runningback)Shesaidyes!
!
Shesaidyes!
(ToJoey)Awfulplay,man.Whoah.(ToAll)Hername'
sAurora,andshe'
sItalian,andshepronouncesmyname'
Chand-lrr'
.'
.IthinkIlikeitbetterthatway.(ToJoey)Oh,listen,theushergavemethistogivetoyou.(Hefishesacardoutofhispocket.)
Whatisit?
TheEstelleLeonardTalentAgency.Wow,anagencyleftmeitscard!
Maybetheywannasignme!
Basedonthisplay?
...Basedonthisplay!
CentralPerk,everyoneelseisthereasChandlerenters.]
Hey,kids.
Hey.
(readingMonica'
spalm)No,'
causethislineispassion,andthisis...justaline.
Well,Ican'
vebeenherealmostsevensecondsandyouhaven'
taskedmehowmydatewent.
Oh,right,right.Howwasyourdate,'
?
Itwasunbelievable.I-I'
venevermetanyonelikeher.She'
shadthemostamazinglife!
ShewasintheIsraeliarmy...
(AflashbackofAuroraandChandlerontheirdateinCentralPerkisdenotedbyitalics.)
...Luckilynoneofthebulletshittheengineblock.So,wemadeittotheborder,butjustbarely,andI-...I'
vebeentalkingaboutmyselfallnightlong,I'
msorry.Whataboutyou?
Tellmeoneofyourstories.
Alright.OnceIgotonthesubway,right,anditwasatnight,andIrodeitallthewaytoBrooklyn...justforthehellofit(只是为了好玩).
Wetalked'
tilliketwo.Itwasthisperfectevening...moreorless.
...AllofasuddenwerealisedwewereinYammon.
Oh,I'
msorry,so'
we'
is?
We'
wouldbemeandRick.
Who'
sRick?
Myhusband.
Ooooohhh.
Oh,soyou'
redivorced?
No.
msorry,thenyou'
rewidowed(寡妇)?
...Hopefully?
No,I'
mstillmarried.
Sotellme,howdo-howdoyouthinkyourhusbandwouldfeelaboutyousittingherewithme?
...Slidingyourfootsofarupmypantlegyoucancountthechangeinmypocket?
Don'
tworry.Iimaginehe'
dbeokaywithyoubecausereally,he'
sokaywithEthan.
Ethan?
There'
s,there'
sanEthan?
Mmmm...Ethanismy...boyfriend.
Soexplainsomethingtomehere,uh,whatkindofarelationshipdoyouimagineushavingifyoualreadyhaveahusbandandaboyfriend?
Isupposemainlysexual.
...Hm.
Oh.I'
msorryitdidn'
tworkout.
What'
notworkout'
I'
mseeingheragainonThursday.Didn'
tyoulistentothestory?
Didn'
Imean,thisistwisted!
Howcouldyougetinvolvedwithawomanlikethis?
Well,y'
know,Ihadsometroublewithitatfirsttoo,butthewayIlookatitis,Igetallthegoodstuff:
allthefun,allthetalking,allthesex;
andnoneoftheresponsibility.Imean,thisiseveryguy'
sfantasy!
Oh,yeah.Thatisnottrue.Ross,isthisyourfantasy?
No,ofcoursenot!
(Thinks)...Yeah,yeah,itis.
Soyouguysdon'
tmindgoingoutwithsomeoneelsewho'
sgoingoutwithsomeoneelse?
Icouldn'
tdoit.
Goodforyou,Joey.
WhenI'
mwithawoman,IneedtoknowthatI'
mgoingoutwithmorepeoplethansheis.
know,monogamy(一夫一妻制)canbea,uh,trickyconcept(复杂的概念).Imean,anthropologically(人类学)speaking-
(Theyallpretendtofallasleep.)
Fine.Fine,alright,nowyou'
llneverknow.
We'
rekidding.C'
mon,tellus!
Alright.There'
satheory,putforthbyRichardLeakey-
(Theyallfallasleepagain.)
MonicaandRachel'
s,RachelisthereasenterexceptJoeyenter.]
Tah-daaah!
Arewegreetingeachotherthiswaynow?
CauseIlikethat.
Icleaned!
Ididthewindows,Ididthefloors...Ievenusedalltheattachmentsonthevacuum(吸尘器),exceptthatlittleroundonewiththebristles,Idon'
tknowwhatthat'
sfor.
Ohyeah,nobodyknows.Andwe'
renotsupposedtoask.
Well,whaddyathink?
Veryclean!
Itlooksgreat!
Terrific!
...Oh!
I-Iseeyoumovedthegreenottoman(垫脚凳).
Uh-oh...
How-howdidthathappen?
Idunno..I-Ithoughtitlookedbetterthere.AndI-andalso,it'
sanextraseataroundthecoffeetable.
Yeah,yeah,it'
sinteresting..buty'
knowwhat?
Justforfun,let'
sseewhatitlookedlikeintheoldspot.(Shemovesit.)Alright,justtocompare.Let'
ssee.Well,itlooksgoodtheretoo.Let'
sjustleaveitthereforawhile.
(toRachel)Ican'
tbelieveyoutriedtomovethegreenottoman.
ThankGodyoudidn'
ttrytofanoutthemagazines.Imean,she'
llscratchyoureyesrightout(把你眼睛挖出来).
Youguys,Iamnotthatbad!
Yeah,youare,Monica.RememberwhenIlivedwithyou?
Youwerelike,alittle,y'
know,(psycho)Ree!
Ree!
Thatissounfair!
Ohc'
Whenwewerekids,yourswastheonlyRaggedyAnndollthatwasn'
traggedy!
(我们小时候,只有你的破烂布娃娃是唯一不烂的)
Okay,soI'
mresponsible,I'
morganised(井井有条).Buthey,Icanbeakook(邋遢).
Alright,youmadcapgal(疯婆子).Trytoimaginethis.Thephonebillarrives,butyoudon'
tpayitrightaway.
Whynot?
Becauseyou'
reakook!
Insteadyouwaituntiltheysendyouanotice.
Icoulddothat.
Okay,uh,youletmegogroceryshopping,andIbuylaundrydetergent,butit'
snottheonewiththeeasy-pourspout.
Whywouldsomeonedothat?
...Onemightwonder.ButIwouldbefinewiththat
-Chandler:
Someone'
sleftaglassonthecoffeetable.There'
snocoaster(杯垫).It'
sacolddrink,it'
sahotday.
Littlebeadsofcondensation(凝结的小水珠)areinchingtheirwaycloserandclosertothesurfaceofthewood..
STOPIT!
...OhmyGod.It'
strue!
WhoamI?
Monica?
reMom.
(Monicagasps.)
(Joeyentersandhe'
sonthephone.)
(onphone)Uhhuh..uhhuh...ohmyGod!
Okay!
Okay,I'
llbethere!
(Hehangsupandtoall.)Thatwasmyagent.(Hetossesandcatchesthephone.)Myagenthasjustgottenmeajob...inthenewAlPacinomovie!
OhmyGod!
Whoah!
Well,what'
sthepart?
Canyoubelievethis?
AlPacino!
Thisguy'
sthereasonIbecameanactor!
"
I'
moutoforder?
Pfeeeh.You'
reoutoforder!
Thiswholecourtroom'
soutoforder!
"
Seriously,what-what'
JustwhenIthoughtIwasout,theypullmebackin!
mon,seriously,Joey,what'
...I'
mhis(mumbles)
..You'
re,you'
re'
mahmahmah'
what?
mhisbuttdouble(臀部替身).'
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