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sallIeverhear,Richard,Richard,Richard!
Sincewe'
vebeengoingout,IthinkI'
vementionedhisnametwice!
Okay,soRichard,Richard!
snotRichard!
Okay?
sthisnewguyandhe'
sreallygood.
Well,I'
msorryI'
mnotgoingtoaneyedoctor!
OhGod,herewego!
What?
Anytimeanythingcomesclosetotouchinghereyeoranyoneelse'
sshelikefreaksout.Watch!
Watch!
(Hetakeshisfingerandmovesittowardshiseye.)
(flinches)Ross!
Comeon!
That'
sallright!
Fine--Okay,Ihaveaweirdthingaboutmyeye.Canwenottalkaboutitplease?
All:
Allright,fine.
HeyRach,rememberthatgreatsong,Me,Myself,andI?
(Andonthe"
I"
partshemimicspokinghereye.)
(flinchesagain)Monica!
Hey,doesanybodywanttogetsomelunch?
AllthoseinfavorsayI?
(Pokeshiseye)
(freaks)Ross!
Stopit!
HowmuchdidIloveTheKingandI?
(Oh,yougetthepointbynow.)
Chandler!
Metoo!
(Yeah,hedoesthesamething.)
Juststopit!
(Joeyhowlsinpainandholdshiseye.)
Youokaythereman?
Yeah,Igottooexcited!
OpeningCredits
MonicaandRachel'
s,Ross,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebeareeatingbreakfast.]
Allright,Igottago.I'
mtakingBentothepark.
Phoebe:
Ohh,givehimakissforme!
Allright,bye!
Bye!
Later!
(Exits.)
(afterhe'
sgone)Iamsosorryyougotcaughtinthemiddleofthat.Ididn'
tmeantobesooutthere.Iamfuriouswithhim!
Wowumm,calmdown.
mtrying,butmanthatguycanpushmybuttons!
Whyaresomadathim?
Look,Idon'
twannatalkaboutit.Okay?
Well,itjustseemsthat…
Youwannabeonmylisttoo?
Keeptalking!
Hasanyoneseemmylistbytheway?
Uh,noPheebs.What'
sitlooklike?
Uh,it'
sapieceofpaperanditsays,"
Ross"
onit.
(entering,depressed)Hey.IjustgotoffthephonewithEstelleandguesswhat.(Pause,thenveryexcitedly)IGOTTHELEADINAMOVIE!
!
Yougottheleadinamovie?
samazing!
sthemovieabout?
scalledShutterSpeed,it'
sreallycool!
Yeah,umm,Imeetthisgirlinthesubwayandwefallinloveinlikeaday,right?
Andthen,shedisappears…ButIfindoutwhereshelivesandwhenIgettherethislikeoldladyanswersthedoorandIsay,"
Where'
sBetsy?
"
Right?
Andshesays,"
Betsy'
sbeendeadfor10years."
Ohh-oh,chilling!
Andthebestpartis,we'
refilminginthedesertoutsideVegas!
(ToChandler)Andyouknowwhatthatmeansbuddy!
Yeah,Iknowthatmeansbuddy!
Roadtrip!
Yeah,wecanrentacar!
IjusthavetobetherebyTuesday!
Ohwait,mygrandmother'
sdead.
Well,uh,wecantalkaboutthattooPheebs.
No!
No,hercab!
Sheprobablywon'
tbeusingit;
youcandriveittoLasVegas.
Allright!
ThanksPheebs!
Whoa-whoa-whoa,whatarewegoingtodoaboutmyjob?
Ohumm,notgo.
Allright,great,roadtripbaby!
(ToMonica)Thisokaywithyou?
Youdon'
thavetoaskformypermission.(Quietly)Youcango.
Thankyou.
HeyRach,comeon!
We'
regonnabelatefortheeyedoctorappointment!
(enteringfromherbedroom)Allright!
Let'
sgetthisoverwith!
Ugh!
(Shewalksbythetableandnoticesthatnooneislookingandaccidentallyonpurposeknocksovertheopencerealbox.)Ohhh!
LookwhatIdid!
(Shestartswalkingthroughthemess.{Also,noticethecontinuityerrorinthisscene.Notethepositionoftheboxanddispersalpatternofthecerealbeforeandafterthecameracut.})Oh,Imean,lookatthismess!
Imean,we'
reprobablygonnahavetocleanthisup!
Y'
know?
regonnahavetoreschedule!
No.Ifyouthoughtthismessisgoingtobotherme,youarewrong!
Allright,let'
sgoBlinky!
(SheushersRacheloutthedoor,butbeforethedoorfullyclosesshesticksherheadbackin.)Chandler!
(Chandleragreestocleanupthemess.)
CentralPerk,JoeyisreadingamapasPhoebeenters.]
OhheyJoey!
sup?
Ican'
tdecidewhichroutetotaketoVegas.Hey,you'
vetraveledalotright?
Yeah,I'
vebeenaround.
Okay,so-sowhichrouteshouldItakethenorthernrouteorthesouthernroute?
Ooh,ifyoutakethenorthernroutethere'
samaninIllinoiswithabeardofbees.{Okay,Imustprotestthis,I'
velivedinIllinoisallmylifeandknowofnomanwithabeardofbees!
Wisconsin,ontheotherhand,mightbeadifferentstory.}
Great!
Problemsolved!
Butonthesouthernroutethere'
sachickenthatplaystic-tac-toe.
Well,backtosquareone.
Oh,Iknowawaythatyoucandecide!
Allright,I'
mgoingtoaskyouaseriesofquestionsandyouanswerasquicklyasyoucan.
(quickly)Yes!
Good,butwait.Okay,allright,herewego.NowIwantyoutorelax.Takeadeepbreath.Clearyourmind.(Quickly)Whichdoyoulikebetterpeanutbutteroreggwhites?
Peanutbutter!
Whichwouldyouratherbeafiremanoraswimmer?
Aswimmer!
WhowouldyourathersleepwithMonicaorRachel?
Monica.Oh…huh,IalwaysthoughtitwouldbeRachel.
Nothinking!
Tieorascot?
Ascot!
Northrouteorsouthroute?
Northroute!
Bamn!
Thereyougo!
Huh?
Wow!
Thatwasincredible!
Beardofbees,hereIcome!
(entering)Hey!
Oh,thisguyagain.(Sheignoreshim.)
Heyman,what'
Uhh,notmuch.Youguyswanttoseeamovietonight?
Sure,whatdoyouwanttosee?
Idon'
tknow,umm…
Oh,Iknowhowwecandecide.Phoebe,showhimyourgame!
Umm,nothankyou.(Shegetsupandmovestothecouch.Theywereatatablepreviously.)
swithher?
tknow.Buthey,Iknowwecandecide.Okay,I'
mgonnaaskyouquestionsandyouanswerrealquick.Okay?
Okay.
Whatdoyoulikebetteractionorcomedy?
Action.
(Rosspausesandlooksathim,Joeymotionsforhimtohurryup.)
Dude,youaresick.
Oh,I'
msorry.IforgotyouhadthatwholeRachelthing.
Monica'
seyedoctor'
soffice,MonicaandRachelarewaitinginanexamroomandlookingatthisbigwhitethingusedtocheckeyes.Ihavenoideawhatitis,andifanophthalmologisthappenstoknowwhatthatis,letmeknow.]
OhmyGod!
Whatdoesthatthingdo?
(looksatitmoreclosely)Ohthat'
saneyeremovalmachine.
mouttahere!
mkidding!
(Rachelheadsforthedoorbutisinterceptedbythedoctor.)
TheDoctor:
HiRachel!
Hey!
mDr.Miller.Monicatoldmeyouwerealittlenervous,butdon'
tworryeverything'
sgonnabejustfine.
Soweredonethen!
Dr.Miller:
Almost!
Butfirst,wegottastart.
Thisisaglaucomatest.
Uh-huh.
Sitdown.
Butyourchinhere.(Shedoesso.)Now,you'
llfeelasmallpuffofairineacheye.
(jerksbackfromthetester)What?
Asmallpuffofair,nowcomeon!
Herewego.
Allright.
1…2…3!
(Racheljerksbackon3.)
msorry.Allright,I'
lljuststayinherethistime.(Putsherheadback.)Okay.
Ready?
1…2…(Sheflincheson2thistime.)
knowwhat,I'
mgonnaholdherhead.
sokay.
Okay.(Monicabacksoff.)
Okay.Okay!
1…2!
(Sheflinchesagain.)(Givesup.)Y'
knowwhat?
You'
reyoung;
youprobablydon'
thaveglaucoma.
(reallyexcited)Great!
Itwasvery,verynicetomeetyousir--Ow!
Whatareyoudoing?
Areyoucrazy!
(Hetookoutthatthingtheyusetolookatpeople'
sretinasandlookedatRachel'
swhenshewasshakinghishandcausinghertoflinchandscreamathim.)
Okay.You'
vegotasmall,minorinfectioninthatlefteye.Iwantyoutotakethesedropsthreetimesadayandyou'
llbeasgoodasnew.
Yeah,no,Idon'
t-Idon'
tputthingsinmyeye.
Okaythen,Iguesswe'
llseeyoubackhereinthreemonths.
AndI'
llfityouforaglasseye.
Okay,justgivemethedamndrops!
(Grabsthemandstormsout.)
Dr.Miller?
(Shecoversherrighteyeandreadsfromthechart)PECFD.
VerygoodMonica!
Youknowwheretheyare.
Isuredo!
(Sherunsovertoadrawer,opensit,andgrabsalollipop.)(ToRachel)Andyoudon'
tgetone!
CentralPerk,Phoebe,Rachel,Monica,andJoeyarethere.]
know,I-Igottatellya,thoseeyedropsareamiracle.Myeyeisa100%better.
They'
restillinmycoat.
Damn!
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