英语绕口令谜语笑话.docx
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英语绕口令谜语笑话
EnglishRiddles
1.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?
Amushroom.(蘑菇)
2.Whatissmallerthananinsect'smouth?
Anythingiteats.
3.Whatlargeinstrumentdoyoucarryinyourears?
Drums,thatiseardrums.(鼓膜)
4.What'stoomuchforone,justrightfortwo,butnothingatallforthree?
Asecret.
5.Whatpersontriedtomakeyousmilemostofthetime?
Aphotographer.
6.Whatanimalhasaheadlikeacat,eyeslikeacat,ataillikeacat,butisn'tacat?
Akitten.(小猫)
7.Whatsurprisingthingshappenevery24hours?
Daybreaks,butdoesn'tfall;nightfalls,butdoesn'tbreak.
8.Whatcanhearyouwithoutearsandcanansweryouwithoutamouth?
Anecho.(回声)
9.WhatdoyouknowaboutthekingsofFrance?
Theyarealldead.
10.Whatquestioncanyouneveranswer'yes"to"
Areyouasleep?
11.Whydosomeoldpeopleneveruseglasses?
Theymustpreferbottlestoglasses.
12.Whyisthepersonwearingtwocoatswhilepaintingthehouse?
Becausetheinstructionsonthepaintcansay"Putontwocoatsforbestresults."
13.Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?
Postoffice.
14.Whatdoworkersdoinaclockfactory?
Theymakefacesallday.
15.What5-letterwordhas6leftwhenyoutake2lettersaway?
Sixty.
16.Whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?
Whenyouareinit.
17.Howmanysidesdoesahousehave?
Two-insideandoutside.
18.Whatneverasksanyquestionsbutalwaysgetsanswers?
Adoorbell.
19.WheredidColumbusstandwhenhediscoveredAmerica?
Onhisfeet.
20.Whentheboyfellintothewater,what'sthefirstthinghedid?
Hegotwetfirstofall.
21.Whoisn'tyoursisterandisn'tyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?
Imyself.
22.Whathasteethbutcannoteat?
Acomb.
23.Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem?
Afarmer.
24.Whydoestimefly?
Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.
25.Namefivedaysoftheweekwithoutsaying:
Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday.
Thedaybeforeyesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow,andthedayaftertomorrow.
26.Whatanimaleatsanddrinkswithitstail?
Alldo.Noanimaltakesoffitstailwheneatinganddrinking.
27.Whathasasoftbedbutneversleeps,abigmouthbutneverspeaks?
Ariver.
28.Whatkindofdogneverbite?
Ahotdog.
29.WhydoestheStatueofLibertystandinNewYorkHarbor?
Becauseitcan'tsitdown.
30.Whatdidoneinvisiblemansaytotheotherinvisibleman?
It'snicenottoseeyouagain.
31.Whatwearsacapbuthasnohead?
Abottle.
32.Whatrisesinthemorningandwavesallday?
Aflag.
33.Whatisanastronomer?
(天文学家)?
Anightwatchmanwithacollegeeducation.
34.Howcanyoutellclocksandwatchesareshy?
Becausetheyalwayshavetheirhandsinfrontoftheirfaces.
35.Whatiswind?
Airinahurry.
36.Whatcomesaftertheletter"A"?
Alltheotherletters.
37.WhatstartswithaT,endswithaT,andisfullofT?
Teapot.
38.Whatwordcanyoumakeshorterbyaddingtoit?
Short.
39.Whatpersondoeseverymantakehishatoffto?
Abarber.
40.Whydoestheboycarryaladdertotheschool?
Becausehewantstogotohighschool.
41.Whatcanyouswallowthatcanalsoswallowyou?
Water.
42.What'sthedifferencebetweenahillandapill?
Ahillishardtogetupandapillishardtogetdown.
43.WhyisituselesstosendalettertoWashington?
Becausehe'sdead.
44.Adoctorandalawyerlovedthesamegirl.Thelawyerwentawayforaweekandgavethegirlsevenapplesbeforeheleft.Why?
Becauseanappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway.
45.Whatwillyoudoifaman-eatingtigerisrunningafteryou?
Nothing.BecauseI'mawoman.
46.Whatalwaystravelsonfoot?
Ashoe.
47.Wherecanhappinessalwaysbefound?
Inthedictionary.
48.Whatishigherwithoutaheadthanwithahead?
Apillow.(枕头)
49.Whydon'tyouadvertiseforyourlostdog?
Hecan'tread.
50.Onwhichsidedoesabirdhavethemostfeathers?
Theoutside.
51.Whatisthebestthingtokeepinhotweather?
Cool!
52.Whatisneveruseduntilit'sbroken?
Anegg.
53.What'saskeleton?
(骨架)
It'salotofboneswithoutthepersononthem!
54.Whatisdarkbutmadebylight?
Ashadow.
55.Whatcanyoubreakwithonlyoneword?
Silence.
56.Whatstaysindoorsnomatterhowmanytimesyouputitout?
Thelight.
57.Apolicemansawatruckdrivergoingthewrongwaydownaone-waystreet,butdidn'tgivehimaticket.Why?
Becausethetruckdriverwaswalking.
58.Wherecanmilkbebeststored?
Inacow.
59.Whichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?
Heat,becauseyoucancatchcoldeasily.
60.What'sthehardestthingaboutlearningskating?
Theice.
61.Whathascitieswithnohouses,riverswithoutwaterandforestswithouttrees?
Amap.
62.Whatcanbemeasuredbuthasnolength,widthorthickness?
Thetemperature.
63.WhatmakestheTowerofPisalean?
Itnevereats.
64.Whyiswritingcalledhandwriting?
Ifpeoplewrotewiththeirfeet,wewouldhavetocallitfootwriting.
65.Iftherewereonlythregirlsintheworld,whatdoyouthinktheywoulddo?
Twoofthemwouldgettogetheranstalkabouttheotherone.
66.HowmanygreatmenhavebeenborninLondon?
None.Onlybabies.
67.Whencanyouhaveanemptypocketandstillhavesomethinginit?
Whenyouhaveaholeinyourpocket.
68.Thegreateritis,thelessitcanbeseen.Whatisit?
Darkness.
69.Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecome.WhatamI?
Ahole.
70.Whomaymarrymanyawifeandstaysingleallofhislife?
Apriest.(牧师)
1.Whatmonthdosoldiershate?
--March(三月,行军)
2.Howmanyfeetarethereinayard?
--Itdependsonhowmanypeoplestandintheyard.(码,院子)
3.Whyisanemptypursealwaysthesame?
--Thereisnochangeinit.(零钱,变化)
4.Whatbookhasthemoststirringchapters?
--Acookbook.(动人的,搅拌的)
5.Whatkindofdogdoesn'tbiteorbark?
--Hotdog.(热狗)
7.Whatkindofwatershouldpeopledrinkinordertobehealthy?
--Drinkwellwater.(井水,健康的)
8.Howdoweknowtheoceanisfriendly?
--Itwaves.(起波浪,招手致意)
9.Whichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?
--Heat,becauseyoucancatchcold.(追上冷,患感冒)
10.Whyisthelibrarythehighestbuilding?
--Ithasthemoststories.(故事,(楼)层)
11.Whattableisinthefield?
--Vegetable
12.Whatistheonlythingyoucanbreakwhenyousayitsname?
--silence
13.Whatisthereinyourhousethatoughttobelookedinto?
--mirror
14.Whatisthatwhichyouhaveneverseen,heardorfelt,whichneverexistedandstillhasaname?
--nothing
15.Whatchangesapearintoapearl?
--theletter“l”
16.Whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby'Yes'?
--Areyouasleep?
17.Whatshiphastwomatesbutnocaptain?
--courtship
18.Whatisthemostdifficultkeytoturn?
--adonkey
19.Wherecanyoualwaysfindmoney?
--Inthedictionary
20.Whatisthesurestwaytodoubleyourmoney?
--Foldit.
21.Wheredoesafternooncomebeforemorningintheworld?
--Inthedictionary
22.Whatisthesmallestbridgeintheworld?
--thebridgeofanose
23.Whatlettermakesaroadbroad?
--letterB
24.Whatlettersoundslikeavegetable?
--letterP
25.Whyisapigthemostunusualanimalintheworld?
--Becauseitiskilledbeforeitiscured(烧烤待处理)
26.Whatmatchcan'tbeputinamatch-box?
--Footballmatch,basketballmatch,etc.
27.Whendo2and2makemorethan4?
--Whentheymake22.
28.Ihavecitiesbutnohouses,forestsbutnotrees,riverswithoutwater.WhatamI?
--Amap
29.Iamsomethingthathasteethbutcan'teat.WhatamI?
--Acomb
30.Whatisasickmanacontrodiction?
--Whenheisanimpatientpatient.
31.Whatcanhearwithoutearsandanswerwithoutamouth?
--Anecho
32.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?
--Amushroom
33.Whatisdarkbutismadebylight?
--Ashadow
34.Whatiseasytogetintobuthardtogetoutof?
--Trouble
35.WhatisblackWhenitiscleanandwhitewhenitisdirty?
--Ablackboard
还有些:
36.Whatisdarkbutmadebylight?
--shadow
Whatiseasytogetintobuthardtogetoutof?
trouble
37Ithascitiesbutnohouses,forestsbutnotrees,riversbutnowater.Whatisit?
MAP!
38.nthefieldstandmanygreenroundhouses.Ineachgreenhousesthereisawhitehouse.Insidethewhitehouse,thereisaredbodyofwater.Inthewateraremanyblackmen.Whatarethey?
WATERMELON!
39Somethingleadsyouupthehillandthendownthehill,butitalwaysliesstill.Whatisit?
Escalator/Elevator
英语绕口令
1.Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?
2.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon'twishthewishyouwishtowish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3.Iscream,youscream,weallscreamforice-cream!
我叫喊,你叫喊,我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4.Howmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookifagoodcookcouldcookcookies?
Agoodcookcouldcookasmuchcookiesasagoodcookwhocouldcookcookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼,那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?
一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5.Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor'scardirectlyintothedeepditch.这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6.Whethertheweatherbefineorwhethertheweatherbenot.
Whethertheweatherbecoldorwhethertheweatherbehot.
We'llweathertheweatherwhetherwelikeitornot.
无论是晴天或是阴天。
无论是冷或是暖不管喜欢与否,我们都要经受风霜雨露。
7.PeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.
ApeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked.
IfPeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers,
Where'sthepeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。
彼德派柏捏起的
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