the big bang theory S2E12.docx
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好了最后一个部件
Allright,that'sthelastservo.
人家看到的是全方位运动销毁终结切割器
BeholdtheMobileOmnidirectionalNeutralizationandTerminationEradicator.
或者MONT-E
Or...MONTE.
装有铰接式锋利锯齿聚碳酸脂磨刀和转动轮
Featuringonearticulatedrazor-sharpkillingsaw,onepolycarbonategrindingandflippingwheel,
从上到下为钢制金属板外壳其马力足以将110磅的机械
steel-armorplateexoskeletontopandbottom,andenoughhorsepowertodrivea110poundsof
mechanizeddeath
彻底毁灭只需短短4.8秒
fromzerotoholycrapin4.8seconds.
如果说我爱我们的机器人杀手是不是大罪过?
IsitwrongtosayIloveourkillerrobot?
跟对我爸爸一样我既爱它又怕它
Aswithmyfather,Ibothloveandfearit.
好了废话少说我们来搞点破坏
Allright,enoughchitchat.Let'sdestroysomething.
123
1,2,3
好了让谁先来尝尝Monte的厉害
Okay.WhatshallbefirsttotastethewrathofMonte?
也许我们该从小的东西开始
*************
好吧也许今天我们最终可以搞清楚这个魔法球里有什么了
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我四岁时就做过了
DiditwhenIwasfour.
是个二十面体染色物在蓝水里漂浮
It'sanicosahedraldyefloatingintintedbluewater.
老兄说之前给个"剧透"警告好吧
Man,call"spoileralert"beforeyousaythingslikethat.
烤面包机怎么样?
Howaboutthetoasteroven?
烤面包机咋得罪你了?
Whatdidthetoasteroveneverdotoyou?
三年级时我又咋得罪JimmyMullins了?
WhatdidIeverdotoJimmyMullinsinthethirdgrade?
他照样用我的拳头朝我的脸打了一拳
Hestillpunchedmeinthefacewithmyownfists.
抱歉可爱的小呆子你在错误的时间出现错误的房间
Sorry,youlittlenerd,youwerejustinthewrongboys'roomatthewrongtime.
同志们护眼镜
Gentlemen,goggles.
这可是个历史性的时刻
Thisisanauspiciousmoment.
制造第一枚核武器和第一次登月
就像罗伯特·奥本海默和尼尔·阿姆斯壮
LikeRobertOppenheimerorNeilArmstrong,
我们得编句合适的台词来纪念这个有历史意义的科学事件
weneedtheappropriatewordstomarkthishistoricscientificevent.
"死吧烤面包机去死吧!
"怎么样?
Howabout"Die,toaster,die"?
我看行
That'lldoit.
好啦接下来砍什么?
Allright,what'snext?
不了我今晚要呆在家里洗衣服
No,IthinkI'mjustgoingtostayintonightanddolaundry.
噢耶这门被Monte毁了
Oh,yeah,thisdoorgotthefullMonte.
Leonard?
Leonard?
怎么回事?
Whatthehell?
机器人杀手我们造的
Killerrobot.Webuiltit.
是吗它差点杀了我
Yeah,well,italmostkilledme.
它要是想杀你你早死了
Ifitwantedtokillyou,you'dbedead.
那么它到底想杀谁?
So,whoexactlydoesitwanttokill?
抱歉难道你不知道即将举行的南加州机器人格斗循环邀请赛?
I'msorry,areyouunawareoftheupcomingSouthernCaliforniaRobotFightingLeagueRoundRobin
Invitational?
知道吗从我去年搬来以后不是所有的邮件都被转寄掉
Youknow,sinceImovedlastyear,notallmymailhasbeenforwarded.
这可是件大事
It'sabigdeal.
会有颁奖宴会还有舞会
There'sanawardsbanquetandadanceafterward.
也许你会想跟我一起去
Perhapsyou'dliketocomewithme.
我相信其他人看见女生肯定会很兴奋
Iknowtheotherfellaswouldbereallyexcitedtoseeagirlthere.
如果就我一个女生去怎么能叫舞会呢?
HowisitsupposedtobeadanceifI'mtheonlygirl?
好吧也许这么说有点夸张
Well,thatmaybeaslightexaggeration.
你是唯一可以上的女孩
You'dbetheonlydoablegirl.
你是头猪Howard
You'reapig,Howard.
"可以上"是在赞美你没别的意思
Howis"doable"anythingbutacompliment?
Howard我们还是搞机器人吧
Howard,whydon'twejustworkontherobot?
拜托Leonard现在不是时候
Please,Leonard,notnow.
又一次Penny和我开始了我们的双人探戈
Onceagain,PennyandIhavebegunourlittletango.
我们的探戈?
Ourtango?
肉体的博弈性欲的推拉
Thecarnalrepartee,theerotictoandfro.
尽管开胃菜很美味
Butasdeliciousastheappetizermightbe,
我们还是该屈从吃下主菜趁它还是...
atsomepointwewillhavetosuccumbandeattheentr\ewhileit'sstill...
热的
hot.
求你了不要再说了
I'mbeggingyou,stoptalking.
听着通常呢我无视你就好了
Look,normallyIcanjustignoreyou.
我知道你有点古怪
Imean,Igetit--you'realittlepeculiar.
就像Sheldon
Youknow,likeSheldon.
抱歉Penny但是在这间屋里你才是古怪的那个
Excuseme,Penny,butinthisroom,you'retheonewho'speculiar.
嗯也许你说的对
Yeah,youmightberight.
但是回到你身上
Butbacktoyou.
我知道你认为自己是个能言善辩的少女杀手
Iknowyouthinkyou'resomesortofsmooth-talkingladies'man,
但事实是你很可悲又恶心
butthetruthis,youarejustpatheticandcreepy.
那么啥意思呢?
Sowhatareyousaying?
我的意思是说我是"可以上的"根本就不是啥赞美
Iamsayingitisnotacomplimenttocallme"doable."
盯着我的屁股看并说"喔~这肯定是果冻"
It'snotsexytostareatmyassandsay,Ooh,
"因为果酱不会这样晃动"一点也不性感
itmustbejelly'causejamdon'tshakelikethat.
还有最重要的我们没有在跳探戈我们没有你推我拉
Andmostimportant,wearenotdancingatango,we'renotto'ingandfro'ing.
我们之间不会有什么永远不会
Nothingisevergoingtohappenbetweenus.Ever.
等一下这不是在调情你在说真的?
Waitaminute.Thisisn'tflirting.You'reserious.
调情?
你认为我在跟你调情?
Flirting?
YouthinkI'mflirtingwithyou?
我根本没有在和你调情
Iamnotflirtingwithyou.
没有女人会和你调情
Nowomanisevergonnaflirtwithyou.
你只会慢慢变老孤独而终
You'rejustgonnagrowoldanddiealone.
谢谢你的提醒
Thanksfortheheadsup.
Howard你去哪里?
Howard,whereyougoing?
我回家继续过我的恶心的可悲的人生
I'mgoinghometolivemycreepy,patheticlife.
总得有人说吧
Well,someonehadtosayit.
什么?
What?
他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛
Hesaidmaybeweshouldenteryouinthekillerrobotcompetition.
Howard电话在响!
Howard,thephoneisringing!
我有个疯狂的主意老妈接电话如何!
Here'sacrazyidea,Ma:
Answerit!
你好?
Hello?
好的稍等
Allright,holdon.
是你朋友Leonard!
It'syourfriend,Leonard!
他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!
Hewantstoknowwhyyou'renotatschooltoday!
我不是去上学老妈我在大学就职
Idon'tgotoschool,Ma.Iworkatauniversity.
那就是学校!
快接电话!
That'saschool!
Nowpickupthephone!
我谁都不想理
Idon'twanttotalktoanybody.
要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?
ShouldIaskLeonardtobringoveryourhomework?
!
我没什么家庭作业的
Idon'thavehomework.
我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们
I'magrownmanwithamaster'sdegreeinengineering!
抱歉了不起先生
Excuseme,Mr.Fancy-Pants.
想吃冰棒吗?
WantmetogetyouaPopsicle?
樱桃味的好吧!
Cherry,please!
樱桃味的我吃了只剩蔬菜味的了
Iatethecherry.Allthat'sleftisgreen.
你让我真想自杀呀
Youmakemewanttokillmyself.
怎么了?
What'sgoingon?
不知道他们正为冰棒问题吵呢
Idon'tknow,nowthey'rejustyellingaboutPopsicles.
好像Penny真地伤到他了
SoundslikePennyreallygottohim.
我觉得不意外呀
I'mnotsurprised.
尽管Howard用坚强的外壳来保护自己其实他是个非常敏感的人
Despitehishardandcrustyshell,Howardisaverysensitiveman.
知道他还写诗吗?
Doyouknowhewritespoetry?
大多是关于来自楠塔基特岛的人和叫Dave的隐居士
MostlyaboutmenfromNantucketandhermitsnamedDave,
但他是用心去写的
buthedoesitwithrealsensitivity.
嘿Hofstadter
Hey,Hofstadter.
等离止誓验室谣传你们在造机器银
Wordaroundthepwasmawabisyoubuiltawobot?
对我们造了Kripke
Yes,wedid,Kripke.
他名叫Monte
HisnameisMonte.
如果你着梦操控他来南加州机器银格斗循环邀请晒
Well,ifyouhaveanydewusionsaboutenteringhimagainstmywobot,
对抗我KwipkeKwippler的机器银
theKwipkeKwipplerintheSouthernCaliforniaRobotFightingLeagueWoundWobinInvitational,
又简称S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I
akatheS.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.,
他就该改名叫金属废物银了
hisnameisgonnabeSwrapMetal.
得了吧真的非要这样吗?
Comeon,isthatreallynecessary?
Leonard看来需要的
Leonard,Ibelieveitis.
这是上场前嘴上较劲是所有竞技的传统部分
Thisistrashtalk,andtrashtalkisatraditionalcomponentinallsportingevents.
Kripke你的机器人很差劲会败在我们的脚下
Kripke,yourrobotisinferioranditwillbedefeatedbyours
因为我们在设计与做工上都超越你
becauseoursexceedsyoursinbothdesignandexecution.
还有我听说你老妈是肥婆
Also,I'mgiventounderstandthatyourmotherisoverweight.
哇够狠呀
Oh,snap.
当然如果是腺分泌的关系而没有懒散和贪食
Now,ofcourse,ifthatistheresultofaglandularconditionandnotslothandgluttony,
我收回我的批判
Iwithdrawthatcomment.
哪有什么区别?
胖还是胖呀
Whatdifferencedoesitmake?
Fatisfat.
有分界线的
Thereareboundaries.
听好了忘了S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.
Tellyouwhat,forgettheS.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.
偶棉来个机器银一对一吧
Wet'ssettlethiswobotoawoboto.
什么意思?
Whatdoyoumean?
循环晒上我们不一定碰得上
There'snoguaranteewe'regonnagoagainsteachotherintheWoundWobin,
咱现在就对决吧
solet'sthrowdown.
要是怕怕就算鸟
Youknow,unlessyou'reafwaid.
我们接受你的挑战定个时间和地点吧
Weacceptyourchallenge.Nameatimeandplace.
明天3:
00动力学实验室
Tomorrow,3:
00,thekineticswab.
就这么说定了
Makeitso.
不别定下来Barry我们明天不能和你战斗
No,don'tmakeitso.Barry,wecan'tfightyoutomorrow.
我们的工程师崩溃了
Ourengineerisincapacitated.
他怎么了?
What'swrongwithhim?
他可悲又古怪找不到女人所以他抑郁了
He'sdepressedbecausehe'spatheticandcreepyandcan'tgetgirls.
我们都可悲又古怪找不到女人
We'reallpatheticandcweepyandcan'tgetgirls.
所以我们才玩机器银格斗
That'swhywefightwobots.
如果不出现就等着当笑柄吧
Ifyou'renotthere,you'llbeexposedtowidicule.
我很好奇他这说的是啥方言啊?
I'mcurious,whatpartofAmericaisthataccentfrom?
嘿有时间吗?
Hey,yougotaminute?
有进来吧啥事呢?
Yeah,comeonin.What'sup?
-我需要你去给Howard道...-滚出去
-IneedyoutoapologizetoHow...-Getout.
行行好吧Wolowitz不肯出来我们的机器人大战需要他呀
Comeon.Wolowitzwon'tcomeoutofhishouseandweneedhimforarobotbattle.
那让机器人找他去
Well,thenhavetherobotgoandgethim.
机器人又没伤他自尊
Therobotdidn'thurthisfeelings.
他就是欠骂
Hisfeelingsneededtobehurt.
他躺在床上两天了
He'sbeeninbedfortwodays.
那也好可能是和充气娃娃玩呢
Yeah,probablywithablow-updoll.
他没有和...
He'snotwitha...
他和谁在一起玩真的重要吗?
Doesitreallymatterwhoorwhathe'swith?
那家伙崩溃了
Theguyisdevastated.
请问我怎么可能把Howard弄崩溃?
Oh,please,howcouldIpossiblydevastateHoward?
好吧我不是批评你
Okay,don'ttakethisasacriticism,
但你有时会发生暴露在致命的伽马射线之下那种状况
butyoukindofhavethatoverexposed-to-gamma-raysthinggoingon.
那啥意思?
Whatdoesthatmean?
比如大多数时候你是和气的BruceBanner
Youknow,like,mostofthetime,you'retheeasygoingBruceBanner,
但当你生气时就好像变成了...
butthen,whenyougetangry,youkindofturninto,like,youknow...
成熊了?
Iturnintoabear?
不是吧?
伽马射线?
BruceBanner?
Seriously?
Gammarays?
BruceBanner?
这都联想不到绿巨人?
Youdidn'tgetTheIncredibleHulkfromthat?
没关系只是请你去和他谈谈
Nevermind.Just,pleasegotalktohim.
说啥呀?
说我并不是那个意思可我就是那个意思呀
Andsaywhat?
ThatIdidn'tmeanit,becauseImeantit.
也许你可以从另外一个角度来谈比如嗯
Well,maybeyoucangoatitfromadifferentangle,like,um,
你在他身上看到善良的闪光点你那天那么说只是
youseeaglimmerofgoodnessinhimandyouonlysaidwhatyousaid
因为你想鼓舞它让它放大闪光
becauseyouwanttonurtureitandmakeitshine.
好吧试试这个方法呢
Okay,let'stryitthisway.
还记得我们邂逅那天
Rememberthedaythatwefirstmet
你让我去你男朋友家里替你把电视要回来
andyouaskedmetogotoyourboyfriend'sapartmenttogetyourTVback
他有九英尺高把我裤子都扒了然后你说...
andhewasninefeettallandhetookmypantsoffandyousaid...
什么来着?
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