小学英语趣味阅读.doc
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小学生英语故事
英文幽默故事:
1、Therewasaguy(家伙,伙计)whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot(鹦鹉).Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5,000;another(另一个)one,$10,000;andthethird(第三)one,$30,000.Thecustomer(顾客)askedtheowner,“Howthisguyis$5,000?
That’ssoexpensive(贵的)forthiskind(种类)ofparrot.”Theownersaid,“BecauseIhavetrained(训练)himandhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?
Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?
”Theownersaid,“Well,apartfrom(除了)talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing(有趣的)actions(动作),likedancingandsoon.That’swhyhe’ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustomersaid,“Howaboutthethirdone?
Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?
”Theowneroftheshopsaid,“Idon’tknow.Normally(通常),Ihaveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle(吹口哨),norsing,nothingatall!
Buttheothertwocallhim‘TheBoss(老板).
2、Whereistheegg?
Teacher:
Canyoumakeasentence(造句)withtheword"egg"?
Student:
Yes.Iateapieceof(一块)cakeyesterday.
Teacher:
Thenwhereisthe“egg"?
Student:
Inthecake,Sir.
3、Tomisalittleboy,andheisonlysevenyearsold.Oncehegoestoacinema.Itisthefirsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuys(买)aticket(票)andgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminutes(分钟)hecomesout,andbuysthesecond(第二张)ticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethird(第三张)ticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?
Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?
”“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsup(剪)myticket.”
4、Teacher:
WouldShakespeare(莎士比亚)beagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?
Student:
Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofar(目前为止)nobodyhaslivedtoover400years.
5、Mr.Smith:
Waiter,there'sadeadfly(死苍蝇)inmysoup(汤).
Waiter:
Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheat(热)thatkills(杀死)it.
6、"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-wool(棉花)inyourear?
Isitinfected(感染)?
""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."
7、Teacher:
Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract(热胀冷缩).Now,cananyonegivemeagoodexample(例子)?
John:
Well,inthesummerthedaysarelong,andinthewinterthedaysareshort.
8、AGoodBoy
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents(分)."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgave(给)youyesterday?
""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly(骄傲地)."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedin(感兴趣)theoldwoman?
""Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.(糖果)"
9、Drunk(醉酒)
Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage(年龄),theboywasinterestedin(感兴趣)allkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions(问问题).Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaning(意思)oftheword'Drunk',dad?
""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied(回答),"look,therearestanding(站着)twopolicemen.IfIregard(认成)thetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.""But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!
"
普通英语故事
Story1IDon’tLikeHer
Bobgoestoanewschool.
Onedayhecomesback,“Bob,doyoulikeyournewteacher?
”hismotherasks.
“Idon’tlikeher,Mother.Becausefirstshesaysthatthreeandthreeissix,andthenshesaysthattwoandfourissix,too.”
Story2TenCandies
Motherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandlesdoyouhave?
”
“Ten.”Jimsays.
“Then,”Motherasks.
“Yes,Mum.Fourcandlesareinmystomach(肚子)andsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isn’titright?
”
Story3Count(数)TomorrowMorning
It’saright.Johnislookingatthesky.
TomisJohn’syoungerbrother.HeasksJohn“Whatareyoudoing?
”
Johnsays,“I’mcountingstars(数星星).”
Tomlaughs(笑)andsays,“It’sreallydarknow.Whynotcountthemtomorrowmorning?
”
Story4AddingFeettoaSnake(画蛇添足)
Oneday,Mr.Lionholdsaparty.Manyanimalscomeanddrinkalotofwine.Atlastthereisapotofwine(一壶酒).Whocandrinkit?
Theythinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.
SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”hesays.Buthedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeettomysnake.”Atthetime,Mr.Gorilla(猩猩)alsofinishes.Hetakesawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’tasnake.Snakeshavenofeet.Igetthewine.”
Story9CoveringOne’sEarsWhileStealingaBell(掩耳盗铃)
Mr.Wangthinksheisclever,buthealwaysdoesfoolishthings.
Onedayheseesabeautifulbellatthetopofadoor.“Oh!
Hownice!
Iwilltakeithome.”Hethinks,“WhatcanIdo?
”Afterawhilehehasa“good”idea.“Aha!
Ihaveanideanow.Icanplugmyears.ThenIwillnoth
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