绝望的主妇剧本Word格式.doc
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Iperformedmychores;
Icompletedmyprojects;
Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspendthedayasIspendeveryotherdayquietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.
Thatiswhyit’ssoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.
Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarshaHuber,whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppingonunannounced.
Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadburrowedfromme6monthsbefore.
MarshaHuber:
Oh~~~~!
It’smyneighbor.Ithinkshehasbeenshot!
There’sbloodeverywhere.Yes,you’vegottosendanambulance.You’vegottosendonerightnow!
Andforamoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythesenselesstragedy,but,onlyforamoment.IfthereisonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.
IwaslaidtorestonMonday.Afterthefuneral,allresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespect.Andaspeopledointhissituation,theybroughtfood.
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.Ofcourse,shedidn’tcookmuchwhenshewasmovingupthecorporateladders.Shedidn’thavethetime.
ButwhenherdoctorannouncedLynettewaspregnant,herhusband,Tom,hadanidea.“Whynotquityourjob?
Kidsdobetterwithstayhomemom.Soitwouldbesomuchlessstressful.
But,thiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette’slifehadbecomesohectic.Shewasnowforcedtogetherfriedchickenfromafastfoodrestaurant.
Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyifshestartedtothinkaboutit.But,shecouldn’t.Shedidn’thavethetime.
Lynette:
Stopit!
Kids:
Mom~~!
You’regoingtobehavetoday.Iwillnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam?
Oneofthetwins:
What’sthat?
Santa’scellphonenumber.
Theotherofthetwins:
Howdoyougetthat?
Iknowsomeonewhoknowssomeonewhoknowsanelf.Andifanyofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandIwilltellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas!
Areyouwillingtoriskthat?
Kidsshaketheirheadsno.
Ok.Let’sgetthisoverwith.
GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedhertasteforrichfoodandrichmen.
Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelleduphiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.
Gabriellelikedpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
Carlos:
IfyoutalktoAlMasonaboutathing,IwantyoucasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.
Gabrielle:
Whydon’tIjustpaintthereceiptonmychest?
Heletmeknowhowmuchhehadpaidforhiswife’snewconvertible.Look,justworkintotheconversation.
Ijustcan’tfindawaytoworkitin,Carlos.
Whynot?
AttheDonahueParty,everyonewastalkingaboutthemutualfunds,andyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalfoftheYankeeoutfielders.
Iamtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversations.
Hey!
Peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedown,please?
Absolutely.Wouldn’twantpeopletothinkwearenothappy.
BreeVanDeCamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking,andformakingforherclothes,andfordoingherowngardeningandforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhoodandeveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeasaperfectwifeandmother.Everyonethatis,except,herownfamily.
Bree:
Paul,Zachary.
Zachary:
Hello,Mrs.VanDeCamp.
Paul:
Bree,youshouldn’tbegonethroughsomuchtroubles.
Itwasnotroubleatall.NowthebasketwithredribbonspilledwithdesertsforyourguestsbuttheonewithblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It’sgonnaberolls,muffinsbreakfasttypethings.
Thankyou.
AtleastIcanmakesureyourboywouldnotmissamealfortomorrow.Iknowyou’reoutofyourmindwithyourgrief.
Yes,weare.
Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyoudone.
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