经典美剧《老友记》第四季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第四季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Thatwasthe10thtimeI'vepeedhere.
It'salsothe10thtimeyou'vetoldus.
Sorry,itmustbehardtohear.
It'seasierhavingbabiesplaying"BringinDaFunk"onyourbladder!
Iamsosickofbeingpregnant.God!
Ican'tsleep,exceptonmyback,whichhurt.SoIcan'tsleep.
Myonlyhappinessisfromacupofcoffee...
...whichisdecafbecauseI'mpregnant!
Youwantacookie?
Thankyousomuch!
So,honey,howarethosemoodswingscoming?
Ihaven'thadanyyet.
S04E22TheOnewiththeWorstBestManEver
Hey,guys.
Allright,here'sthering.
Yes,yes!
Athousandtimes,yes!
Anyideasforthebachelorparty?
youhavetodecidewhoyourbestmanwillbe.
Oh,it'sawkward.
IalreadyaskedChandler.
Hegottodoitatyourfirstwedding.
Ifiguredyou'dunderstand.I'veknownhimlonger.
Idon'thaveanybrothers.I'llneverbeabestman.
YoucanbethebestmanwhenIgetmarried.
I'llnevergettobeabestman!
Wait,wait.
Soyou'llbemybestmantwice,andIwon'tbeyoursatall?
Ofcourse,youcanbemybestman.
-I'mnotgettingmarried!
It'saquestionforscience-fictionwriters.
Ican'tbelieveit'snotme.
-I'mnoteven...
Youknowwhat?
That'sit.
Fromnowon,Joeywillbemybestman.
Shameaboutyou,though.
-Stopit.-What?
Oneofthebabiesiskicking.
That'sagoodthing.
It'snotkickingme.It'skickinganotherbaby.
Don'tmakemecomeinthere!
DoyouhaveabigbowlIcanborrow?
There'soneunderthecabinet.
-We'rehavingapartytomorrownight.
-No.Later!
Getyourassbackhere,Tribbiani!
Hormones.
Howcomeyou'rehavingapartyandwe'renotinvited?
-It'sRoss'bachelorparty.-So?
Areyoubachelors?
Areyoustrippers?
Thenyou'renotinvited.
Thenyou'renotinvitedtoourpartyeither.
Whatparty?
Phoebe'sbabyshower.
Babyshower?
Thatsodoesn'tsoundlikesomethingIwanttodo.
Ican'tbelieveI'mgoingtohaveaparty.
That'ssogreat.Aparty!
Idon'tknowwhy.
ThisiswhatIgotgoingforthepartyliquor-wise.
-Getalotofliquor.-Great.
Intermsoftheinvitelist,Igotyou,meandChandler.
I'llinviteGuntherbecausewe'retalkingprettyloud.
I'llbethere.
Iknowit'syourparty...
...butI'dliketolimitthenumberofmuseumgeeks.
Let'snotinviteanyanthropologists.Justthedinosaurdudes.
We'llneedasix-packofZima.
Hey,whatareyoudoing?
Justplanningmybachelorpartywithmybestman.
Goodlucktryingtotopthelastone.
Itwon'tbethatdifficultsincethisonewon'tbe...
...inthebasementofaPizzaHut.
I'mRoss,I'mRoss.I'mtoogoodfortheHut.
IgottagopickupBen.Everythingsoundsgreat.
Keepitonthemellowside.Afewguyshangingout.
-Nostrippersoranything.-Yougotit.
Seeyoulater.
Havefunplanningyourmellowparty.
Therewillbestrippers.Hedidn'tsayanythingaboutnostrippers.
Hejustsaid,"Nostrippers."
Ichosenottohearthat.
LookwhatIgot,lookwhatIgot!
Theymaketheseforlittlepeople!
LittleVillagePeople.
Lookatthisone.Thisismyfavorite.
Thatissosweet.
Phoebewilllovedressingthem.
Exceptshewon'tbetheonewhogetstodressthem.
Shewon'tgettokeepthebabies.
MyGod,wearethrowingthemostdepressingbabyshower!
Unlesswegiveherallgiftsshecanuseafterherpregnancy.
Likeregularcoffee.Tequila!
-Acan'tonofcigarettes!
-Shedoesn'tsmoke.
-It'sthethoughtthatcounts.-It'sagreatidea.
Andthoseleatherpantsshe'salwayswanted!
She'lllovethat!
Whatthehellisthis?
Youthoughtit'dmakemefeelbetter?
TogivemesomethingIcan'tusefortwomonths?
Thissucks!
-Whogavemethis?
-Well,l...
Theytoldmeyoulikethem.
Allright,thenI'mwrong.It'sagreatgift.ThebestpresentIevergot!
What'smynextpresent?
Wedon'thaveanything.
Allright,fine,thenthisisover.
Balloons!
-Listen,aboutthestripper...-Yeah?
Goodcall!
SoI'llbehostingyournextbachelorparty?
Joey,I'mkindofhopingthiswillbemylastone.
Alittleannouncement.
I'vedecidedthatmybestmanismybestfriendGunther.
What'smylastname?
CentralPerk?
ThanksfornotmarryingRachel.
Hey,Gunther!
Don'tforgetyourshirt.
Whatarethose?
Littlepartyfavors.Checkitout.
Justwanteverybodytoknowthepositionofmybestmanisstillopen.
Soisthepositionofthebride.
Great.
Smooth,man.
Yougotsomechilionyourneck.
Ijustwanttosaythanks,everyone.Thiswasgreat!
SeeyouguysMondaymorning.
-Thanks,Joey.-Don'tforgetyourshirt.
Hey,museumgeeks!
Party'sover.
Wavebye-byetothenicelady.Thereyougo.
Backtoyourparents'basement.Allright.
Boys,comeonout.Hereyougo.
Lookatthebirdies!
Arethoseyours?
Theyletyoukeepchickensandducksaspets?
AndIgottheducktotallytrainedtoo.
Stareatthewall.
Hardlymove.
Bewhite.
Youaregoodatthat.
Ihadfuntonight.
-Youthrowonehellofaparty.-Thanks.Itwasgreatmeetingyou.
IfanyofmyfriendsevergetmarriedorhaveabirthdayoraTuesday...
Yeah,that'dbegreat.
So,Iguess,goodnight.
Unlessyouwanttohangaround.
I'llletyouplaywithmyduck.
Stripper!
Thestripperstolethering!
Chandler,getup!
Thestripperstolethering!
-What?
-Theringisgone!
Justgivemeaminutetowakeupforthis.
Youlostthering.You'retheworstbestman!
Thisisn'tfunny.Igotosleep,everything'scool.
Iwakeup,thestripper'sgone,andtheringisgone!
-Yousleptwithher?
-Ofcourse!
-Hi,guys.-Hi,Phoebe.
IwantedtoapologizeifIseemedatadedgyyesterdayatmyshower.
Justthehormones.
-No,we...-Hormones.
Iwantedtosaythankyou.Itwassosweet.
Youseemtobedoingmuchbetter.
-Howarethingsgoing?
-Good.
Everything'sbeenaboutmelately.Sowhat'shappeningwithyou?
WewerejusttalkingaboutmenotgoingtoRoss'wedding.
Itjustmightbetoohard,giventhehistoryandallthat.
ThisremindsmeofthetimewhenIlivedonthestreet.
ThisguyofferedtobuymefoodifIsleptwithhim.
Howisthislikethat?
Well,let'ssee.It'snotreallylikethat.
Becausethatwasanactualproblem.
Andyoursisjustabunchofhigh-schoolcrap...
...thatnobodyreallygives!
I'msorry.Ijustthought...
Herecomethewaterworks.
Icalledthecompanythatsenther,andtheydon'tcare.
Icalled911andtheyyelledatme.Thisisanemergency!
Ireallywannahelpyouout,butIgotplanstogoseeTitanic...
...soI'vegottocall911tofindoutwhattimeitstarts.
Hey,guys.
Thanksagainforlastnight.Whatagreatparty.
Theguysfromworkhadablast.
Oneofthemhadneverbeentoabachelorpartybefore.
Anotheronehadneverbeentoapartybefore.
Sothatweddingring.
-Man,thatisnice.-Yeah,right?
Imightpickoneofthosebabiesupformyself.
Wheremightonegetoneofthose?
Whenmygrandmotherfirstcametothiscountry...
...thatringandtheclothesonherbackwereallshehadwithher.
Soyoumightsaythattheringisirreplaceable.
Absolutely.It'sbeeninmyfamilyforgenerations.
Everybridewho'swornithaslivedalongandhappylife.
Soyoumightsayit'samagicring.
Yeah,thestripperstoleit.
What?
-Whatdidyoujust...-IthinkIheardwhathesaid.
Ibelieveitwas,"Thestripperstolethering."
Myring?
Myweddingring?
Thestripperstolemyweddingring?
Howcouldthishappen?
Itallstartedwhenyousaid,"Joey,youbemybestman!
"
Allright.I'mgoingtocallthecops.
Iscrewedup.Butyoudon'thavetoturnmein.
-Ialreadydidthat.
Theysaidthey'dlookintoitaftertheysolveallthemurders.
-Ididthattoo.
Theywouldn'tgivemeherrealname.
TheysaidifIbotherthemagain,they'dcallthepolice.
Isaid,"Youtalktothepolice,youtellthemI'mmissingaring."
So,whatareyoutellingme?
There'snothingwecando?
-Look,Ross,Iamsosorry.
Whatifwejustcalledher...
...usedafakenameandhadhercometomyoffice?
Thatsoundslikefun,butwegotaringtofind!
Here'syourtea,Phoebe.
It'ssogood.
Thanks.
-Good.-Sogladyoulikeit.
What?
Shemadethetea.
IthinkIjusthadacontraction.
-What?
-MyGod!
Ifeltoneafewminutesago.
Thatdefinitelywasone.
Youcan'thavethebabyhere.
Ihaven'tsterilizedtheapartmentsincetheguysmovedout!
It'sokay.I'llboilsomewaterandripupsomesheets.
It'sprobablyfalselabor.
Thatcanhappenneartheend.Justgetthebook.
-Getthebook!
-Thebook!
-TheBible?
-Idon'tknow!
Allright.Thisisgreat.
Yougetbehindthedesk.
Whenshecomesin,shewon'trecognizeyoubecause...
Well,whywouldshe?
AndthenyoubuzzRossandI.
YoubeMr.Gonzales,andI'llbeMr.Wong.
Diverse.
Anybodycallforsecurity?
Youbecool.
WhichoneisGuntherCentralPerk?
Joey.
Where'smyring?
Mydeadgrandmother'sweddingring.
Waytobecool,man.
What?
Therewasaringinabox.Afteryouleft,itwasgone.
YouthinkIstolesomering?
Weknowyoutookit!
Justsaveyourselfthetimeandconfess.
Whoareyou,theHardyBoys?
Idon'tneedtostealastupidring.Imake$1,600aweek.
Anyofyouguysmakethat?
Marryme.
Idon'tgetit.Itwasinmyroomallnight.Shedidn'ttakeit.
Ididn'ttakeit.Youdidn'ttakeit.Thenwhodid?
We'retryingtothink.
Idon'tgethowyouknowit'sfalselabor.
Doyouseeanybabies?
-Howdoyoufeel?
-Okay,Iguess.
Idon'tknow.
Iknowit'sgoingtobeoversoonso...
Butisn'tthatagoodthing?
-Yousaidyouweresickofthis.-Iknow.
Usually,whenyou'redonewiththepregnantthing...
...yougettodothemomthing.
ButI'llbesittingaroundinmyleatherpants,drinkingtequila.
Somemomsdothat.
That'sevensadder.
Look,IknowwhatIgotmyselfinto.
It'sjus
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