卑鄙的我中英文字幕.docx
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卑鄙的我中英文字幕
卑鄙的我抱歉先生厕所在哪里?
Excusemesiristhereacommode?
贾斯汀!
Justin!
亲爱的快拍我手举金字塔呢Quickhoneytakemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.贾斯汀马上给我回来!
Justinyougetbackhererightnow!
别上去!
Nostop!
不行不行快拦着他下来别乱爬Nono!
Stophim!
Goback!
Don'tclimb!
慢点慢点Waitwait.小子别动慢慢来Holdon.Easylittleboy.别过去孩子站在那别!
Okaystopchild!
Stoprightthere.No!
别别别!
他掉下去了Nonono!
Therehegoes.贾斯汀!
Justin!
我接着!
我接着!
I'vegothim!
I'vegothim!
吉萨金字塔的失窃OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered让埃及举国震怒thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen窃贼使用巨型充气赝品掩人耳目andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.此事造成全球恐慌Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens各国及其国民试图保护其名胜古迹trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.执法部门仍毫无头绪Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads人们纷纷猜测leavingeveryonetowonderwhichoftheworld'svillains是何人犯下此滔天罪行?
isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime?
而他下一目标又将是哪里?
Andwherewillhestrikenext?
*今天过得糟糕透顶**I'mhavingabadbadday**老子地盘该由老子做主**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**彻底摧毁所见一切**SteamrollingwhateverIsee*冷冻光!
冷冻光!
冷冻光!
Freezeray!
Freezeray!
Freezeray!
*今天过得糟糕透顶**I'mhavingabadbadday**别以为我这是针对你**Ifyoutakeitpersonalthat'sokay**我在一旁沾沾自喜**Watchthisissofuntosee**我可真是相当卑鄙**Despicableme*早上好格鲁!
MorningGru!
你好吗Howyoudoing?
你好弗雷德HelloFred.对了你的狗在我院子里到处大便FYIyourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard我很是不爽andIdon'tappreciateit.抱歉狗嘛总是随心所欲Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.除非死翘翘了Unlessthey'redead.开玩笑呢I'mjoking!
尽管是大实话再见啦Althoughitistrue.Anywayhaveagoodone.那个...好吧Okay.Yeah.*彻底摧毁所见一切**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**我可真是相当卑鄙**Despicableme**今天过得糟糕透顶**I'mhavingabadbadday**别以为我这是针对你**Ifyoutakeitpersonalthat'sokay**我可真是相当卑鄙**Despicableme*开什么玩笑啊!
You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!
有人吗Hello!
卖饼干啦Cookiesforsale.回吧我不在家Goaway.I'mnothome.你在我听见啦Yesyouare.Iheardyou.胡说这是Noyoudidn't.This录音isarecording.才不是的确是Noitisn't.Yesitis.不信你听哔声后请留言Watchthis.Leaveamessagebeep.再见啦语音留言Goodbyerecordedmessage.走吧艾妮Agnescomeon.凯尔!
Kyle!
贱狗!
松嘴松嘴坐下我的松饼啊Baddog!
No!
Nono.Sit.Mymuffin.格鲁!
Gru!
纳法尼奥博士DrNefario.我了解你此刻的心情Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我也想当失望Itoohaveencounteredgreatdisappointment但你在我心中永远那么优秀butinmyeyesyouwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.什么?
出什么事了?
What?
Whathappened?
这事传得沸沸扬扬呢It'salloverthenews!
有人把金字塔给偷了Somefellajuststoleapyramid.大家都说这让别的恶人看起来...They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslook像在玩过家家lame.全体小兵集合!
Assembletheminions!
小兵们集合Minionsassemble!
马上马上Okay.Okay.气色不错啊凯文家人还好吗LookinggoodKevin!
Howisthefamily?
Good?
好了Allright.那不是比利吗莱瑞还好吗That'smyBillyboy!
WhatupLarry?
大家好Helloeverybody!
好了好了Yeahallright!
安静安静Simmerdown.Simmerdown!
谢谢合作Thankyouokay.你们可能都听说了NowIrealizethatyouguysprobablyheard某个恶棍偷走了金字塔aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.真是惊天动地啊Apparentlyit'sabigdeal.大家都说这是世纪要案Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.我很不爽吗?
不可能!
ButamIupset?
NoIamnot!
是有一点啦Alittle但我们今年也收获颇丰butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves你们都应计一功andyouguysareallrightinmybook.不绝不加薪Nonoraises!
别指望有加薪You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.我们都有啥辉煌成就?
Whatdidwedo?
时代广场的巨型屏幕已是我们囊中之物WellwestoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!
不错!
Nice!
这就是我的风格That'showIroll.你们都喜欢用它看足球吧?
Yeahyoualllikewatchingfootballonthathuh?
不仅如此Butthat'snotall.我们还将自由女神据为己有WestoletheStatueofLiberty当然是拉斯维加斯的那座小的thesmallonefromLasVegas.更不用说埃菲尔铁塔了也是小的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!
AlsoVegas.我本没打算现在告诉你们OkayIwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet我在计划一件惊天大案butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!
金字塔与之相比就是小菜一碟Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!
我的好友纳法尼奥博士功不可没AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...谢谢Thankyou!
他来啦Thereheis.他有款有型的He'sstyling.我们在一个秘密实验室发现了微缩光Nowwehavelocatedashrinkray一旦微缩光得手inasecretlabandoncewetakethisshrinkray我们就能够wewillhavethecapability制造一起真正的世纪要案topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.而我们的目标是...Wearegoingtosteal...别急别急你们还不知道目标呢Waitwait!
Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.喂Hey.戴夫麻烦你认真听Davelistenupplease.我们的下一个目标是...Nextwearegoingtosteal制造点神秘气氛pauseforeffect月球!
themoon!
一旦我得到了月球Andoncethemoonismine世人就会不惜一切代价赎回theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!
而我将成为史上最大恶人!
AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!
这就是我的计划That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.喂?
Yes?
格鲁我算了一下HelloGru?
I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers我们经费不足以支持这个计划andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.没办法我变不出钱来Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.别紧张Heychillax.银行贷款就行了我是他们的宠儿I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!
伊迪斯别这样Edithstopit!
干嘛走路碍着你了?
What?
I'mjustwalking.(海蒂小姐女童院)MissHattie'sHomeforGirls你好海蒂小姐我们回来了HiMissHattie.We'reback.你们好姑娘们Hellogirls!
我们出去这会有人收养我们吗Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout?
让我想想Letmethink.没有!
No!
伊迪斯这是什么玩意儿Edith!
Whatdidyouputonmydesk?
泥巴饼Amudpie.没人会收养你的伊迪斯你自己清楚You'renevergonnagetadoptedEdith.Youknowthatdon'tyou?
嗯我知道很好YeahIknow.Good.今天业绩如何完成目标了吗Sohowdiditgogirls?
Didwemeetourquotas?
还行吧Sortof.我们卖了盒迷你薄荷味的Wesoldmini-mints盒可可螺旋的和盒可可坚果的choco-swirliesandcoco-nutties.好吧Okay.说得好像业绩很好Wellyousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.看着我Lookatmyface!
真的那么好吗Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday?
盒可可坚果饼Eighteencoco-nutties.我觉得还能更进一步你们说呢Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthatdon'tyou?
是的Yeah.没人想在羞愧小屋里过周末吧?
Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShamewouldwe?
No.不想海蒂小姐NoMissHattie.很好出去吧帮我收拾收拾Okaygood.Offyougo.Gocleansomethingofmine.嘿佩妮嘿佩妮HiPenny.HiPenny.嘿大伙Higuys.喂妈抱歉想给你打电话来着但是...HelloMom.SorryImeanttocallbut...恭喜你把金字塔给偷了Ijustwantedtocongratulateyouonstealingthepyramid.是你偷的吧?
Thatwasyouwasn'tit?
或者是哪个货真价实的神偷?
Orwasitavillainwho'sactuallysuccessful?
告诉你妈我正在策划一起JustsoyouknowMomIamabouttodosomething惊天地泣鬼神的案子that'sveryverybigveryimportant.你听了以后一定会非常自豪的Whenyouhearaboutityou'regoingtobeveryproud.那祝你好运挂了Goodluckwiththat.OkayI'moutofhere.(银行)BANK(万恶银行)BANKOFEVIL格鲁求见博金斯先生GrutoseeMr.Perkins.请稍等Yespleasehaveaseat.这是我的一小步That'sonesmallstepforman却是人类的一大步onegiantleapformankind.妈迟早有一天我也会登上月球MasomedayI'mgoingtogotothemoon.太晚喽儿子I'mafraidyou'retoolateSon.航天局不送猴子上太空喽NASAisn'tsendingthemonkeysanymore.喂Hey.我要用维矢量这个名字申请助恶贷款I'mapplyingforanewvillainloan.GobythenameofVector.矢量是个数学术语It'samathematicalterm带有箭头的数量既有方向也有数量aquantityrepresentedbyanarrowwithbothdirectionandmagnitude.维矢量就是在下Vector!
That'sme因为我作恶累累目标明确数额巨大'causeI'mcommittingcrimeswithbothdirectionandmagnitude.哦嘢Ohyeah!
看我的新武器Checkoutmynewweapon.食人鱼枪哦嘢Piranhagun!
Ohyes!
能发射活食人鱼没见过吧Fireslivepiranhas.Everseenonebefore?
肯定没我发明的Noyouhaven't.Iinventedit.需要演示一下吗Doyouwantademonstration?
有时候特别难把这些食人鱼放回去...Shoot!
Sodifficultsometimestogetthepiranhabackinsideofmy...格鲁先生博金斯先生在等你Mr.GruMr.Perkinswillseeyounow.银行只需要借给我SoallIneed制造火箭的资金ismoneyfromthebanktobuildarocket.然后月球就是咱的啦Andthenthemoonisours.精彩的演讲Wellverynicepresentation.我想看看这个微缩光I'dliketoseethisshrinkray.没问题我很快就能得手Absolutely!
Willdo.SoonasIhaveit.你没有微缩光?
Youdon'thaveit?
还敢厚颜无耻来银行贷款?
Andyetyouhavetheaudacitytoaskthebankformoney?
是的Apparently.你知道我们银行Doyouhaveanyidea在你身上投资了多少钱吗格鲁ofthecapitalthatthisbankhasinvestedinyouGru?
迄今几乎没有哪起案子能赚钱Withfartoofewofyoursinisterplotsactuallyturningaprofit.怎么说呢假如你是这个苹果HowcanIputit?
Let'ssaythisappleisyou.如果你还不起钱Ifwedon'tstartgettingourmoneyback...你滴明白?
Getthepicture?
格鲁关键是现在人才辈出LookGruthepointistherearealotofnewvillainsoutthere比你更年轻胃口更大youngerthanyouhungrierthanyou比你年轻youngerthanyou.就像外面那个维矢量LikethatyoungfellowouttherenamedVector.金字塔就是他偷的Hejuststoleapyramid!
明白了明白了I'vegotit.I'vegotit.那么制造火箭那笔经费...Soasfarasgettingmoneyfortherocket...拿到微缩光否则免谈Gettheshrinkraythenwe'lltalk.最高机密研究所东亚TOPSECRETRESEARCHFACILITYEASTASIA傻帽Suckers!
傻帽Suckers!
到手了!
Wegotit!
怎么回事What?
喂喂怎么嘿!
Hey!
Hey!
What!
Hey!
别别别Nonono!
是你You!
以后冻别人头的时候记得三思Nowmaybeyou'llthinktwicebeforeyoufreezesomeone'shead!
回见啦格鲁SolongGru!
快不能让他得逞Quick!
Wecan'tlethimgetaway!
前上方前上方Upahead!
Upahead!
开火立刻Fire!
Firenow!
没打着Youmissedme!
快来爸爸这Cometopapa!
接住咯Takethat.真有趣啊Howadorable.锁定你了!
Gotyouinoursights!
简直轻而易举...Liketakingcandyfroma...什么?
What?
嘿格鲁HeyGru!
尝尝这个的滋味Trythisonforsize!
太奇怪了怎么回事That'sweird.Whatisgoing...幽闭恐怖症要犯啦Thisisclaustrophobic!
不不不Nonono!
太窄了这里太窄了Toosmall!
Thisistoosmallforme!
我恨死那家伙了Ihatethatguy!
请照拂我们...andpleasewatchoverus保佑我们一夜安睡andblessthatwe'llhaveagoodnight'ssleep.保佑没有虫子会趁我们熟睡时Andblessthatwhilewe'resleepingnobugswillcrawlintoourears爬进我们耳朵在脑子里下蛋andlayeggsinourbrains.谢谢你描述那么恶心的一幕伊迪斯Great.ThanksforthatimageEdith.请保佑快快有人领养我们Andpleaseblessthatsomeonewilladoptussoon而且爸爸妈妈都很和善andthatthemommyanddaddywillbenice还能养独角兽做宠物andhaveapetunicorn.阿门Amen.阿门阿门Amen.Amen.*我爱独角兽我爱独角兽**UnicornsIlovethemUnicornsIlovethem**独角兽呀独角兽我爱死你们啦**UniuniunicornsIlovethem**如果真有独角兽**UniunicornsIcouldpetone**我就可以养一只**Iftheywerereallyreal**它们真的存在哦**Andtheyare**我拥有一只并且宠爱它**SoIboughtonesoIcouldpetit**它爱我我爱它**NowitlovesmeNowIloveit*维矢量的城堡VECTOR'SFORTRESS(安全警报)SECURITYALERT别...什么...Don'tyou...Whatthe...好运咯小丫头们Goodlucklittlegirls!
(海蒂小姐女童院)MissHattie'sHomeforGirls哇真棒Whoa!
Cool.你好我们是海蒂小姐女童院的孤儿Hi!
We'reorphansfromMissHattie'sHomeforGirls.与我何干别捣乱别这样嘛Idon'tcare.Beatit!
Comeon!
我们在卖饼干呢赚钱上学嘛We'resellingcookiesso
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